"#2723 +(433)- [X]<CodeMason> You lack belief in all the thousands/hundreds of thousands of supreme beings that have been believed in at one point or another. So to them you are an atheist.

<Kyonshi> CM is sooo smart ^_^

<CodeMason> Kyo: It feels good to know my statements warrant an anime smilie face.
#2844 +(225)- [X]*** Nilx (~r@t1o19p47.telia.com) has joined channel #unixhelp

<Nilx> are there any webpages which are allowed to get hacked?

<Nilx> HELP
#3485 +(308)- [X]<DrWoody> alcohol is my anti-drug.
#3636 +(136)- [X]<kung_fu_mike> its not a fast rmix when all you did was speed up the bit rate

<kung_fu_mike> oh and degrade the quality
#4602 +(3381)- [X]<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

<FreshBrew> HELL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YES

<kolby> you still in english?
#6180 +(698)- [X]<effAce> man that one stank

<mgriffin> No manual entry for that

<mgriffin> No manual entry for one

<mgriffin> No manual entry for stank
#7822 +(67)- [X]* spacely sets mode: +o splurge

<splurge> if only having ops helped me get chiqs

<splurge> [sigh]

<splurge> id have hoes fallin' out my ass!

<splurge> (instead of the roaches I hide there so that my mom won't find them)

<spacely> oh man thats why yer weed is always so ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<splurge> you mean cheech and chong were wrong?  rectal storage doesnt make weed "good ♥♥♥♥"?
#10473 +(31)- [X]<jej> i will 0wn services again.

<Toast> my /away r00t kit isn't working
#12764 +(398)- [X]<JohnnyCat> the phantasm movies are good too. along the same thread of weird electronic

            horror movie ♥♥♥♥, a movie called cube is awesome

<JohnnyCat> http://us.imdb.com/Title?0123755

<JohnnyCat> very unique

<Somni> is that the one with the new Dax from DS9, and the robot cop from that Tek show

        (by William Shatner)?

<JohnnyCat> i'm not sure.. i don't think so. it's about these people that get stuck in

            the middle of this maze of cubes with doors on each face of the cube.  they

            have to figure out whether it's safe to move from cube to cube, or they get

            diced up

<Somni> yep, that's the one

<q[Simon]> That sounds like my office.
#15659 +(44)- [X]<toonz> mae-west1#sh access-lists 1

<toonz> mae-west1#oh ♥♥♥♥

<toonz>           ^

<toonz> % Invalid input detected at '^' marker.
#15675 +(126)- [X]<Sysco:#cisco> girlfriend#wr e

<Sysco:#cisco> girlfriend#reload

<Sysco:#cisco> there, now she's a blonde
#18845 +(205)- [X]<ToXiC> i bet in < 2 years, when someone get's pulled over by the police, they will hear "Can I please have your MSN Passport"
#27608 +(463)- [X]<Tuxedocat> The other day i noticed some similarities between Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and a meth lab

<Tuxedocat> if you stay there a while you see some strange ♥♥♥♥

<Tuxedocat> there's stuff that can kill you if you mess with it

<Tuxedocat> it's run by a strange guy who doesn't like visitors
#27794 +(1133)- [X]<Vellius>  ... I wonder if the really nerdy Klingons learn how to speak english
#32231 +(16)- [X]<Sk8rDiE>  So I was trying to get up the bleachers,

<Sk8rDiE>  And this real ugly filipino girl wouldn't move

<Icarus>  heh

<Sk8rDiE>  So I'm like "'scuse me"

<Sk8rDiE>  and she just sits there, staring.

<Sk8rDiE>  So i was like "♥♥♥♥♥, Don't make me bust out the ethnic slurs!"

<Icarus>  ahahahahahaha

<Sk8rDiE>  I don't think she understood the dialect.
#32522 +(862)- [X]<\> she was gonna come over and hang out tommorow

<\> but then... this stupid sept 11th thing

<\> and she has to go play in the band at some picnick

<\> hows that for you

<\> terrorists are cockblocking me.
#33131 +(479)- [X]<yeyey> why cant i compile my code?

<programmer> well do you have a compiler?

<yeyey> whats that?
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<Rossell1> damn, not as good a netsplit as I had hoped, :(
#47530 +(231)- [X]IVIasterFunk: biacksfourteen

Biax14: iviasterflunk

IVIasterFunk: funk*

IVIasterFunk: bastard

Biax14: D'oh

Biax14: My mistake ;

IVIasterFunk: my ass

Biax14: is smeely

IVIasterFunk: the l is nowhere near the l key

IVIasterFunk: u*

IVIasterFunk: ♥♥♥♥
#55608 +(9)- [X][BR00D] haha i gave up on irc, and came back just to harass you :D
#57146 +(112)- [X]<[IX|BoW]WaCKy-Angel-[GP]> can some1 constantly mesg me in ICQ? coz my connection will only move if i receive icq mesg
#62130 +(416)- [X]<Fortis> I'm only going to be able to ♥♥♥♥ the "right girl"

<Fortis> I'm like

<Fortis> a romantic about it

<Fortis> but I say "♥♥♥♥"

<Fortis> I'm all

<Fortis> "Yeah well I want to be in love before I crack the ♥♥♥♥♥'s gash and pound her slush hole"
#73614 +(424)- [X]<FiZi> Radu

<FiZi> You got any Laptop Type 1 or 2 lancards with dongles?

<Tac0> dongles

<Tac0> now youre just makin ♥♥♥♥ up
#74669 +(-3)- [X]<[ryan]WIN> i should go up to like

<[ryan]WIN> the special ed class

<[ryan]WIN> and find one of those hot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<[ryan]WIN> cuz involuntary drooling makes for good oral
#77904 +(11676)- [X]<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid

<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
#78579 +(511)- [X]<Lilmissdjgrl> Do you want a cookie?

<EvilCouch> no thanks, I've got directories full of them
#82100 +(159)- [X]<Barubary> dark: ff4 is harder for 2 reasons - 1. it's just harder 2. I can't read a damn thing
#82108 +(656)- [X]<Gage> And then my teacher asked me, "Do you think it's alright for people to wear Confederate flags to school and scream racial epithets?" and I said "Yes, because then it'll be easier for us to know who to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of."

<Gage> I thought that was funny

<Gage> And she didn't do anything about me saying "♥♥♥♥" either because we were discussing free speech and its role in school, it would've been too ironic for her to send me to the office
#89390 +(867)- [X]<!guy> tomorow is the 3rd anniversiary of the death of my dog. its also the aniversiary of the day I learned to drive.
#100084 +(265)- [X]<Khuffie> you know there's something inherently wrong when the first thing you do after you wake up is check your computer for any messages, yet you know for a fact that you can count the number of people who care using two hands

<Khuffie> wait

<Khuffie> make that one hand
#100314 +(68)- [X]<the_almighty_shoe> i bought concert tickets for a stranger i met on online once.

<the_almighty_shoe> but it was an Tori Amos concert, so it was his/her's loss.
#106572 +(149)- [X]<ddMom>i just don't think that telling any woman to forcibly insert an object up her anus.. is something that should go without consequences.

<ddDad> I say we buy him a moped.
#124211 +(961)- [X]Cosmixmaster : hi there

Cosmixmaster : did you hit it yet?

Holom  : no

Cosmixmaster : why not

Holom  : 1. she sorta wants to wait and 2. no place to do it

Cosmixmaster : wait until marriage?

Cosmixmaster : your ro"