"#120 +(1284)- [X]<DigDug> warez > sex

<kisama> it is true.

<kisama> i'd rather watch a progress bar than have sex.
#971 +(454)- [X]<legolas> Not all of us can be preppy 'burb white kids.  ;^)

<hariya> legolas: actually not all of us can afford to be white either
#1862 +(-10)- [X]<Mass> i have a total of * drum roll plz* 83 Units

<kisama> yeah i have 354 units of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ blood.

<Guilty> Snow is trying to become a true ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by way of transfusion

<Guilty> Silly ♥♥♥♥
#3089 +(345)- [X]<[ric]> are you going to start wearing clothes after the court case?
#3737 +(912)- [X]<lonelyfig> who here can name all the punk bands that have won Grammy's?

<Lawd> u2 and umm

<Lawd> ♥♥♥♥ thats it

<nXwetrust> u2 punk?.......

<lonelyfig> U2 = not a punk band

<Lawd> yeah they are

<blazemore> hahaha

<lonelyfig> no they arent

<Lawd> they started out as a punk band

<blazemore> michael jackson also started out as a black person

<Lawd> haha wtf :|
#4249 +(690)- [X]<Altoid> patience, young skywalker

<DeX`> but that leia ♥♥♥♥♥ wont put out!

<DeX`> shes got those huge danishes on her ears to hang onto....

<Altoid> mmmm

<Altoid> danish

<Altoid> you ♥♥♥♥ her, I'll eat the ears
#5020 +(534)- [X]<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop

<iban> if i wanted an online gf i had to draw her
#6027 +(343)- [X]<bozo> !v

<bozo> *damn*

<fn> "if you were in emacs, you'd be editing by now."
#6239 +(212)- [X]<BBKSleep> I got busy on thursday, it reminded me of why I don't get busy.
#11422 +(547)- [X]<hobophobic> cant be ♥♥♥♥♥♥ going to the toilet

<hobophobic> i reckon i'll piss out the window

<hobophobic> brb - pissing out my window

<Mr_J_Beam_1981> lol

<hobophobic> brb - pissed on my window

<Syncope> Yeah you gotta open it first

<hobophobic> :(
#13727 +(179)- [X]<Kimmo> I don´t know you

<Kimmo> Are you good at something?

<Otto[NS]> Yes

<Kimmo> What?

<Otto[NS]> Dames

<Otto[NS]> *Games
#14591 +(117)- [X]<@odoyle> guess how much the whole divorce costed me?

<+xenu> 100,000$

<@odoyle> not a penny

<@odoyle> the nice lawyer lady next door did it for free

<@[KdAwG]> odoyle: boom boom?

<@odoyle> nah

<@[KdAwG]> pft

<@[KdAwG]> you know you hit that ;)
#15709 +(380)- [X]<PetrDoubt> Wow, that's elite.  Customer's DSL is down, so he sends a partial

  traceroute.  The middle of the traceroute.  Not the beginning.  Not the part

  where it stops.  The middle.

<PetrDoubt> "My DSL is down.  Here's some hops in alternet."

<PetrDoubt> Thanks, dude.
#15942 +(597)- [X]<SamGod> I turn on the faucet to wash my hands, put my hands in the stream of water, and all of a sudden I stop and get TOTALLY grossed out and I'mlike "Oh GROSS, dammit!!" thinking I just got a ton of piss all over my hands.  Then I realize it's a freaking FAUCET and water comes out of it, not piss.  What the HELL was my brain thinking?
#15983 +(1915)- [X]<gig103> I drove by the fire department the other day, and they had a big public awareness sign that read, "Are your house numbers visible?" I thought, "Who the hell cares?  How about you just stop at the house that's on fire?!"
#16654 +(131)- [X]<FishNetGirl> guess what I haveeee....

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> mountain dew?

<FishNetGirl> mmhm, yup.

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> well guess what I have

<FishNetGirl> mountain dew?

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> no

<♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> a penis

<FishNetGirl> i know

<FishNetGirl> er...
#16796 +(33)- [X]<Vash> wee-hee... I got two mroe week sof holidays = D

<^bat-sai> soldier of fortune holidays?

<Vash> eh?

<Samin> there the best kind
#22061 +(192)- [X]<bunch> themole nslookup cdecommunications.com.au

<themole> I can't find that machine name

<cinnabar> themole, look up mydress.com

*** Signoff: themole (Read error to themole: Connection reset by peer)

<cinnabar> he must not have liked what he saw.
#23392 +(266)- [X]<Wiebo> first you die, and then you're dead

<GFK1> when i die, that's it.  I'm buggered if i'm gonna start flying about and messin with clouds and playin harps all day.  sod that.

<GFK1> besides

<GFK1> i'd look a right ♥♥♥♥ in all that angel gear and wings and stuff
#33786 +(189)- [X]<ericmm13> yr azz si mine

<hoser-work> oh my.

<hoser-work> Strange.  There is a tag on my ass that says "Property of ericmm13"

<ericmm13> rip it off, I'm going to get a brand tommorrow
#34663 +(568)- [X]<RushMore> ♥♥♥♥, i was in physics and near ♥♥♥♥ myself

<RushMore> THe place went black, and i thought i crashed

<RushMore> THEN a light came on, and i saw a ball dropping, but it was only at like 8fps

<RushMore> I thought "♥♥♥♥, i need a new graphics card"

<RushMore> Then i found out, the teacher turned out all the lights, put on a strobe light at 8flashes/s and dropped a ball so you could see its accelleration

<RushMore> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
#36098 +(762)- [X](backslash) Wow, the introduction to this chapter in the driving book we got today is. . . well, reassuring.

(backslash) 'Finally, the keys and the car... our dream has come true! You climb in behind the wheel, the engine starts and purrs. Wow! Shift into gear and you're off.

(backslash) The sky darkens, rain starts to fall... Where is that wiper switch? Oops, not that one. Oh! There is it! And now, the headlights.

(backslash) What does that bright blue light mean? Why is that oncoming car flashing high beams? My gosh... the car in front is braking... Your vehicle is sliding!! Your heart is pounding! Now what?!'

(zztzed) "If you slam on the brakes and go hydroplaning into the rear end of the car in front of you, turn to page 36."
#37264 +(297)- [X]The Mirror> Imagine all the feminist groups being up in arms when they're told to read the man pages.
#40583 +(31)- [X]<q|x> with an ' on the e

<q|x> well you know

<q|x> like a slanty thing

<Suparmono> slanty?

<Suparmono> we dont want them here thanks

<Suparmono> unless you mean people will crippled legs

<Suparmono> we'll shove them out of the way

<Suparmono> somewhere
#42835 +(162)- [X]*** Joins: KillerClo (forder@wlc141.cablelan.net) has joined #EFnet

<KillerClo> oh my god I'm on Efnet

<KillerClo> thank you god

<KillerClo> finally

<KillerClo> I thought they banned me from the network

<KillerClo> but I just had a problem with my ISP's dealing with the reverse DNS

<KillerClo> holey crap

<KillerClo> I haven't been on Efnet in a year

<KillerClo> this is a big night

<KillerClo> THANK YOU GOD

<KillerClo> YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<KillerClo> WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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#46679 +(219)- [X]<hoedje> how can I see witch hda I can mount?

<ymir> You don't mount witches.

<ymir> Because, I don't think they'll appreciate it.
#47127 +(237)- [X]<The_Dude> mac is god compared to microsoft

<The_Dude> and linux is the science that disproves god's existence
#48327 +(486)- [X]* Riven will give head for broadband

<Riven i wish someone would service my area ;-;

<Riven> .... that didn't come out right

<Riven> but now that i mention it ...
#48336 +(216)- [X]<Mime> If you ejaculate on the moon, do you go flying backwards?
#50779 +(1636)- [X]<Koult> Hey Lac'

<Lac'> Sup dude?

<Koult> You know I went to the cinema with Claire

<Lac'> aye

<Koult> She gave me a blowjob half way through

<Lac'> really!?sweet!

<Koult> No dude, not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sweet,

<Lac'> ?

<Koult> Just as I came I was looking up at the screen,

<Koult> and Elijah Wood aka Frodo looked right into the camera

<Koult> and now I've got his face burned into my memory, I feel I've just gotten head from a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hobbit

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