"#28 +(1332)- [X]<Deth[EHC]> Chromium: stop masturbating imma be home any minute :P

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<reptile-> Actually, that's a secret code for Chromium to get ready for the ass reaming of his life.
#148 +(446)- [X]<DigDug> did you /ctcp digdug op yourpass?

<blazep88> wtf does "yourpass" do?
#1188 +(541)- [X]<Guilty> You see

<Guilty> Fat ugly girls shouldnt be allowed to use ":)"

<Guilty> Their sign should be "=)000"
#2047 +(690)- [X]<Slander> so what happens to all these trout after they're used for slapping? are they in a pile somewhere?
#2222 +(787)- [X]<Turing_> this is going to sound very gay, but we were watching the discovery channel today at work where there were these sort of african olympics in a tribe when a male reaches mating age

<Turing_> anyways...the guy had to be nude and do this relay on a balance beem to appease some god

<kunio> HAW

<Turing_> it was strange because even flacid he had a penis the size of the empire state building

<orestes--> gah

<dab[afk]> ugh

<Turing_> it was mesmorizing, my secretary kept in rythym to its bobbing

<Turing_> lol

<Turing_> I felt terribly inadequate

<Turing_> I hate the discovery channel
#3110 +(550)- [X]<putnam> this chinese kid said something so damn funny today on the phone

<putnam> let me give you the exact quote that he said, i will make sure not to make any typos. just picture hearing a chinese thug say this

<putnam> i said "man i'm gonna kick your ass" and he responds with:

<putnam> oh ♥♥♥♥ nah...i'm gonna get some brick, and throw it across your window. i'm gonna throw it across your window and burn your bushes.
#4415 +(632)- [X]<MuSKraT> I'm supposed to go to meet a cute girl at a bar with our class, but I keep farting. I CAN'T GO UNTIL I FINISH FARTING.
#4752 +(249)- [X]<rhost> no_ana.... i miss you

<rhost> with every bullet
#5746 +(142)- [X]<Udeth> my mother came in and demanded that I'd move ♥♥♥♥ off my floor, so she could wash my room tomorrow, because it smells rotten in here.

<Udeth> i can't smell ♥♥♥♥.

<ToRMeNTeD> well if theres ♥♥♥♥ on the floor no wonder it smells rotten
#7517 +(222)- [X]<rawkus> ♥♥♥♥♥♥ women.

<rawkus> i call for booty and get a lecture on racism

<rawkus> wtf?
#9936 +(224)- [X]* Beerbaron oils up the chainsaw and sharpens his axe

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#12080 +(644)- [X]<@charlie_x> i have a command line program on my pc called dont.com

<@charlie_x> if you type dont format c:\

<@charlie_x> it says

<@charlie_x> "ok i wont"
#12216 +(335)- [X]<@RT[Ragnarok]> meet me in the middle of the 2nd level of the skeleton cave

<skold> I WANNA CAST MAGIC MISSILE
#14022 +(-31)- [X]<Hempy> i said the funniest thing today

<Hempy> iwas quite impressed by my own wit

<Hempy> my mum was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to me about how i smoke to much weed and how i have no motication and i go

<Hempy> "♥♥♥♥... i have motivation... do you think its easy getting up to go to the tinny house in the morning?~"

<Hempy> thats what i said

<Hempy> and it was funny

<rhythm> guess u had 2 be there

<rhythm> or not.
#15181 +(265)- [X]<red> just because something makes you briefly nauseous doesn't mean it's wrong

<mute> red, that's what i tell my woman
#15482 +(117)- [X]<ZioB> I hate clipping my nails, its hard to pick my nos
#15562 +(290)- [X]<Tobal> looks like the UK is working to make pot a non-arestable offence

<ssrit> I'd move there.

<ssrit> Where is that?
#17717 +(1028)- [X]<MrFalcon> ♥♥♥♥... we have all this leftover shrimp, but no shrimp sauce

<tokage> maybe you should kill yourself
#20541 +(1199)- [X]<JBurna> lol you got free AOL knowin AOL sucks ass

<Demi> Its

<Demi> Free.

<@Prowler> So is gum on the bottom of chairs.
#22535 +(749)- [X]<CrdStang> Oh dear

<CrdStang> Oh ♥♥♥♥ dear no

<CrdStang> My stupid ass dad just drove the ride-on lawn mower here from his place 3/4 of a mile away
#23459 +(92)- [X]<sg> um did you guys look at my collage :( :(

<Slappie> I couldn't

<Slappie> the filter here at the office said it was "Tasteless"

<sg> it's huddie ledbetter

<sg> that's not tasteless.

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<Slappie> I was being serious

<evad> haha
#31573 +(91)- [X]<Neural> I learned who I was while sitting in county lockup for soliciting underage girl runaways into taking nude photos for their hollywood actress portfolio.

<Neural> you'd be surprise how many show up at the L.A. bus terminal everyday.

<Neural> at first I was there for the 2600 meets....then it was for the teeny runaways.
#35942 +(1285)- [X]<Arwen`> maybe she hates clubs because she's ugly.

<jasong> maybe she hates clubs because she's a seal
#38489 +(735)- [X]<arnoboltinager> is goatse down for anyone else?
#40511 +(189)- [X]<rigel> maybe a few centuries from now, year 2k would be remembered solely for the goatse.cx homepage.

<rigel> "the dark rectum dilation century"

<avoozl> rofl

<avoozl> it'll probably be the only thing that survives the nuclear winter
#41545 +(234)- [X]* Orroni slaps DarkPrince_working around a bit with a large trout

* Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large trout

<Liason> trout is soooooooooo 1995

<Orroni> i agree, it's too retro

<Orroni> maybe a leather trout with tassles

* Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large lubrified fanged dildo

<Orroni> now that's disturbing...
#46840 +(402)- [X]<The-Fighter> i'm not a penis-driven tennager, unlike some people in this room

<The-Fighter> *cough*

<BlazeHedgehog> MY PENIS DRIVES ME TO WORK EVERY DAY :D
#47329 +(656)- [X](http://www.yodelbank.com is the worlds first cyberbank u can access using IRC bot commands)

*** Now talking in #yodel

<r0bb0r> right this is

<r0bb0r> a stick up

<yodel> hi r0bb0r

<r0bb0r> gimme all ur money

<r0bb0r> and no one gets hurt

* r0bb0r waves gun at all

<r0bb0r> come on then i am not joking

<yodel> here take it!

<yodel> DRAN_100.00_20031119_ShcjkX/CTzeExE0icgZColDatsQ_F+CldGJPOQO4VKMxSnPdH6SaER w

<r0bb0r> thank u

<r0bb0r> is this your first robbery?

<yodel> yes

<r0bb0r> excellent i can claim the first IRC robbery in history

* r0bb0r runs off
#47647 +(817)- [X]<k3tty> nfi

<APULYG> Whats nfi?

<TBC> no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea.

<APULYG> Well shut up then if you dont know

* TBC beats the crap out of APU for being s00pid.
#49586 +(44)- [X]<@Vexer`> I just got a new pen, it says "IPMORTANT: WHEN TRAVELING ON A PLANE, UNCAP THE PEN WITH THE TIP FACING UPWARD TO REDUCE ANY RISK OF INK LEAKAGE
#62344 +(337)- [X]<+reality|> i love jesus but i couldn't eat a whole one
#93196 +(742)- [X]<Q> i need a remote control, and when you press a button on it, it makes your female friends stop being weird

<Lestat> I have one of those.

<Lestat> It's called a gun.
#105447 +(255)- [X]<DagdaMor> ah well back to my systems of second order differential equations...

<DagdaMor> *ding ding*

<DagdaMor> the fun train is now leaving...all aboard!
#105832 +(964)- [X]<Ubik> speaking of Jenga, it's the 1-year anniversery of 9/11 tom"