"#802 +(421)- [X]<SuckIt699> ENGLISH people u r in america
#923 +(364)- [X]<reptile-> black is pry my favorite color for clothing. =/

<MadHatter> are you still fat
#967 +(369)- [X]* [light] is away, someone told me that theres life outside of irc, i have to check it out [log:OFF] [page:OFF] [email:dj_light@blankandjones.zzn.com]
#1042 +(624)- [X]<mazix> IAN VAN DAHL CASTLES IN THE SKY 8.99 Genre: SOUL/R&B

<mazix> Released: 12/19/1900

<mazix> Country: USA

<mazix> this song is older then i thought

<SJ7Trunks> haha

<Crom> AHHHHHHHHH

<Crom> MILLLENIUM BUG

<Crom> WE ALL GONNA DIE

* Crom hides.
#1320 +(375)- [X](pervert) roy: get off your "would be heterosexual if i had enough options to have a preference" ass and go get some :P
#1616 +(55)- [X]<ThaExo> i finally know what carding means
#2834 +(591)- [X]<semi> ThePikmin: oh yeah? well i can increase my penis size up to 3 full inches!

<ThePikmin> my penis size is already 3 full inches
#2973 +(463)- [X]<Xta-C> i really need a gf

<Xta-C> ROFL

<Xta-C> gf3 even

<Xta-C> but yeah, a gf would be nice
#3322 +(229)- [X]*** Now talking in #coffee

<DigDug> COFFEEEEEEEE

<DigDug> YAYAYAYYAYA

<DigDug> CAFFEINE

<DigDug> WOOT!!!!!!

<DigDug> LELELELELELEEELELEE

<DigDug> ^_^
#4198 +(421)- [X]<RevQuixo> i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing

<RevQuixo> oh, did i mention i was gay?
#5863 +(2934)- [X]<mp> i am convinced i am a woman

<Oreoboros> mp: Why's that?

<mp> cuz i went to bed bath and beyond for a shower curtain and left with $700 worth of ♥♥♥♥

<mp> and i had to go back because i realized after i checked out that i forgot to buy a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shower curtain
#7461 +(364)- [X]<Poltergeist21>I want to ♥♥♥♥ the olsen twins right in the ass!!

<Poltergeist21>Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against their teen asses..yum yum!1

<Charlesowns>Dude, i said that ten years ago!
#7509 +(51)- [X]<SkyCriesX> tumors don't cuddle
#8189 +(270)- [X]<Joe_> how do you downgrade to IE5.5?

<Soulflame> fdisk
#8555 +(198)- [X]<Gabealicious> Will you please yank all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hairs from my nose???

<JungleMason> You need to go to Sharper Image or something and get a fancy nose-hair cutting gizmo.

<Gabealicious> I think so.

<JungleMason> Make sure you read the warning label though: "Not safe for most rectums."

<Gabealicious> It's a bit late for that.
#8620 +(612)- [X]<Cyride> the other day i was in the mall with my wife and we pass by a pictuer of two girls that are in the playboy bunny

          suits and my wife says i bet you wished i look like that... what is someone supposed to say to that? is "duh" the

          proper response to that?
#11216 +(279)- [X]<Phonoflux> So I was watching TV last night

<Phonoflux> and my mom

<Phonoflux> she lent over and opened her legs

<cuebol> and I climbed out
#13246 +(484)- [X]ùíù You're now known as

<@> wtf

<@> what nick am I
#14351 +(351)- [X]<malcolm> I would appreciate it more if I didn't have to set JAVA_HOME and ANT_HOME and HILL_DEPTH and AVERAGE_LIFESPAN_OF_INSECT and NUMBER_OF_LEGS and DIRECTION_OF_PREVAILING_WIND and BIRTHDAY
#15213 +(669)- [X]|MallBrat[essay]| :"I remember the first time I jacked off. I thought I invented it. I looked down at my handful of junk and thought, 'I'm gonna be rich.''
#16631 +(20)- [X]<jonathans> this fettucine is so thick i thought for a second i was eating noodles and semen

<jonathans> its not very salty, though
#22124 +(218)- [X]<Fixxxer> I'm thinking about using Jennifer Connelly's breasts as a setting for an adventure
#40828 +(420)- [X][@SI-pHluid]: ::: You successfully sent (Brazillian Horse Sex.mpg) (54.83MB) to (si-sonder) in (33m 18s) at (28.1KB/s)

[@SI-pHluid]: er.

[@SI-pHluid]: ignore that.

[@SI-BlowShitUp]: ROFLMAO

[@SI-BlowShitUp]: asdkf;mhsdFHG@$%^@$%^@$%^YRG

[@SI-BlowShitUp]: NEW QUIT MSG

[@SI-BlowShitUp]: askfgsdfGSE%^$W%^#$6

[@SI-pHluid]: /clear :|
#41949 +(524)- [X]<Nago> JESUS IS A COOL GUY! I BET HE LIKED PORNO!

<Pete> I bet he liked bondage

<Pete> took it too seriousley one day though....
#43403 +(105)- [X]<eurotrash> ok, wouldn't '/bind ^w next' bind ctrl-w to next window?

<eurotrash> heh

<eurotrash> err, I just u||bou||d my || key

<eurotrash> by mistake

<eurotrash> this sucks

<IceKarma> eurotrash: because there are several things that start with "next"

<IceKarma> eurotrash: just saying 'next' on its own isn't enough

<eurotrash> heh, IceKarma must teach me this bi||d key stuff
#46253 +(363)- [X]* Aboo * we have enough youth, how about a fountain of 'smart'
#46552 +(109)- [X]<Wheeze> "yo baby...we all urinate...wanna do it?"

<BIGmog|site> wanna urinate?!  that's your pick up line?

<BIGmog|site> you need to put something in between then

<BIGmog|site> otherwise you're gonna get pee'd on
#62810 +(290)- [X]<Kcred1176> you have to be circumcised to their magazine

<cmn22> ?????

<jrock81> easy killer

<Mooky13> what?

<Kcred1176> subscribed

<Kcred1176> sorry
#66245 +(280)- [X]<stig> LCST: do you have a crack?

<LCST> sure i do

<LCST> |     |

<LCST> |( . )|

<LCST> |  |  |

<LCST> |__|__|

<stig> lol

<stig> um.. i mean for SecureCRT
#66405 +(162)- [X]<NYCchica4EvA> cristal? like the champagne?

<sKratch> no like the meth
#69531 +(399)- [X]<Focusyn> hmm there are chicks on my floor named Johnnie, Scott and Brett

<@SJr|Tecra> tell them that after the operations they are suppose to pick girls names.
#80594 +(117)- [X]<]KO[-Spansk> get them to pick me

<Dark_Hawk> I'm workin' on it

<Dark_Hawk> There ya go

* Dark_Hawk wipes his mouth
#99675 +(-76)- [X]<^trivia_reaper^>  009.858. How much water would a human drink in a lifetime ?

<^trivia_reaper^>  1st Hint: *** ******* ******   Question Value : 21 Points

<^trivia_reaper^>  2nd Hint: 500 ******* ******   30.0 secs & 21 Points Remaining

<^trivia_reaper^>  3rd Hint: 500 *i**io* *i**e*   15.0 secs & 21 Points Remaining

<^trivia_reaper^>  Times up!  The answer was ->  500 million litres  <-

<iamscottevil> who the ♥♥♥♥ uses litres.

<^trivia_reaper^>  Top10 Players ( Weekly & Monthly) are Auto-Voiced

<^trivia_reaper^>  002.2424. Music : 60's Chart Toppers: Name The Artist: Ame Caline (Soul Coaxing) ?

<iamscottevil> I'm trying to think. Glasses, gallons.

<iamscottevil> Litres?! ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥. Pabst blue ribbon.
#100468 +(175)- [X]<grem> hah

<grem> for the first time in years gold is actually worht MORE than weed
#107421 +(243)- [X]<melx0rz> we just polled some guy .. out of the following he is a) child molester b) FILTHY LIAR

<melx0rz> i didn't answer

<melx0rz> er.. HE

<melx0rz> He didn't answer
#138198 +(519)- [X]<@sed> somebody tell me what i'm forgetting to save before i reinstall windows

<+nimper> porn

<@Jagfire> sed, porn

<+Sabby> porn
#182354 +(636)- [X]<Havard> I think baptizing babies is wrong.

<Havard> I mean, they don't have a say in it.

<ithil> Yeah, but what if they die and go to liiiimbo?

<STL> Well, then their parents will have to go ♥♥♥♥ with the Merovingian

<ithil> In a terrible sequel to the Bible
#207919 +(455)- [X]<Altoid> "There are now fewer than 30,000 orangutans left and it is likely that they will become extinct in the wild in as little as 20 years' time if this decline continues,"

<BridgetJ> awwww poor orangutans

<Altoid> I knoooow

<Altoid> :(

<dregn> i think we should eat more of them

<dregn> enjoy them while they are still around
#226373 +(211)- [X]<Fawn> OMG

<Fawn> I just found out that my little brother has the hots for the same actress I have the hots for

<AccordionGuy> ACTRESS SANDWI"