"#346 +(3281)- [X]<ethiopia> i'm starving
#637 +(486)- [X]<MrFalcon> Rattus: it's just random chance that i hit the keyboard in such a way that my responses make sense
#1988 +(3972)- [X]<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph

<matts> kritical: um no...

<kritical> matts: um yes

<kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph

<kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph
#4075 +(697)- [X]<Zooropa> :B

<Lynkx> you have an ass on your chin
#4373 +(84)- [X]<L33t_Hax0r> i rev at people at a red light in the galant if im pretty sure thier car is slow
#4774 +(-110)- [X]<Lucent> i stay in touch with girls after i dewum

<Lucent> in case i need to punch thay jooterus
#5404 +(252)- [X]<JFelix> So they're ♥♥♥♥ but you still want them to suck your ♥♥♥♥? You ♥♥♥.

<Zoglog> what can I say

<Zoglog> beggers cant be choosers

<JFelix> Okay, you have a point.

<Zoglog> BUT THATS NOT THE POINT
#6754 +(542)- [X]<newkid99> Whats everyone reading today

<Wed> The screen
#7857 +(1172)- [X][Hive] You know what really pisses me off? People who point at their wrist when asking for the time. Yeah, buddy, I know where my watch is. Where the ♥♥♥♥ is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask for the bathroom?
#7931 +(286)- [X]<SPACEBOY|GTA3> when the pain stops... thats when you know you've kicked the bucket

<nuggetman> i just read the obituaries to make sure i'm not there
#8076 +(455)- [X]<Embercide> lol i just tried to RP for the first time

<Embercide> some guy was like "greetings" so i said "hail"

<Embercide> he asked "how art thee"

<Embercide> and i didnt know wtf to say so i made it look like i logged out
#8135 +(975)- [X]<Starlet> <--- law student. future lawyer.

<Jerub> <-- computer programmer. future defendant.
#14827 +(479)- [X](ltb): how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

(ltb): none, let them cry in the dark.
#17176 +(1406)- [X]<AJK> puff da magic hard drive lived near drive B: sorta near the power sply in a tower owned by me
#23279 +(29)- [X]* Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred with his mighty MAGE STAFF OF DOOOOOOOM

(Gaiden) Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred hitting for 1 damage!
#27608 +(463)- [X]<Tuxedocat> The other day i noticed some similarities between Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and a meth lab

<Tuxedocat> if you stay there a while you see some strange ♥♥♥♥

<Tuxedocat> there's stuff that can kill you if you mess with it

<Tuxedocat> it's run by a strange guy who doesn't like visitors
#27690 +(812)- [X]<Dragon-Beast> Yoshi's Story

<Dragon-Beast> so so so easy

<lazz|away> well it wasnt exactly aimed at older gamers

<Dragon-Beast> I know that, but I can't figure out how pregnant women are supposed to get the controller past the cervix so Nintendo can reach  its target audience.
#33827 +(94)- [X]-!- Topic for #Linux: FAQ: http://faq.linuxops.net/ * Welcome to Intro to Perl. Lesson 1, regular expressions: /\o.o/\ + foot = /\.\//\/\./
#37025 +(1083)- [X]* Inferno has joined #Depressed

<Inferno> ♥♥♥♥ i hate thos ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, all walkin down the street together

<Inferno> and holdin hands an ♥♥♥♥

<Inferno> its ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick

<Inferno> ♥♥♥♥ what i wouldnt give for some head right now

<Inferno> i wonder if my flatmate will oblige :)

<nerfBoy> is she hot?

<Inferno> he and yeah he is alright

<Iverson> WTF?! i thought you were homophobic

<Inferno> whats that?

<Iverson> you hate gays..

<Inferno> yeah i do..

<Iverson> you want ur MALE flatmate to give you head..

<Inferno> yeah and? ♥♥♥♥ only do anal..

<Iverson> im not touching your issues with a 40 foot pole.
#37341 +(307)- [X]* cams lights tri on fire

* Trimangle is flame retarded
#39789 +(100)- [X]<faR_away-> my dad dont know how to use a cordless phone

<faR_away-> i hand him the fone saying its for you

<faR_away-> so it presses 'talk' because he thought it was off

<faR_away-> and im like.. why would I give u a phone saying its for you and it being off
#42465 +(279)- [X]<@Miz> Buffys on. You told me to remind you, Porn-Star.

<@Porn-Star> erm i dont like buffy???

<@Cheez> you gay or something?

<@Porn-Star> no i think its boring and predictable

<@Cheez> ok ill rephrase. do you like sarah michelle geller?

<@Porn-Star> of course!

<@Porn-Star> look anyone who doesnt like "that scene" in cruel intentions is a bit weird

<@Miz> the one where the guy is naked in the pool?
#46129 +(296)- [X]<darknation> wtf

<darknation> someone has been searching for dildos on amazon.com with my username
#51149 +(286)- [X]<captain_ben> i hate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ addons

<Mr_Day> Don't ♥♥♥♥ them, then.

<Mr_Day> Install them, much easier.
#51214 +(242)- [X]<special-k> woohoo sodomy law changed

<`rush> ♥♥♥♥ YEAH
#54099 +(1359)- [X]EmoKidDavey: I once masturbated 24 times in 24 hours

Fallen Tabris: O_O

Fallen Tabris: That's really unhealthy.

Fallen Tabris: How much juice did you get out?

Fallen Tabris: when you have so little left, is it even called masturbating any more?

Fallen Tabris: When you've done it that many times in a day.

EmoKidDavey: yeah

EmoKidDavey: a stick comes out and a flag unfurls that says bang
#59788 +(298)- [X]<+sysys> i could tell you if WINDOWS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ME didn't crash

<+sysys> er

<+sysys> WINDOWS ME

<+sysys> that didnt come out right

<@spacemank> LOL
#60566 +(39)- [X]*** Cav has left #rice

*** Cav has joined #rice

<Cav> whoops

<Cav> wtf did i click then

<Narcolepsy> "wrong button"...

<Narcolepsy> It's like the 'wrong hole' error of IRC..
#70206 +(1261)- [X]<just4helpin> How did you guys get your ideas for user names?

<synth> i dunno

<Wrench> im a tool
#71672 +(129)- [X]<@madCoder> now its time for me to go raid my roommates food

<@madCoder> :D

<@iota> lol

<@ploppity`away> lol mad

* @iota has a huge chest freezer with some goodies

<@iota> come raid it

<@ploppity`away> iota: pm

<@madCoder> :O

<@iota> i just got a bunch of buy one get one free ice cream too

<@JaZz0r> eyes are blurry

<@JaZz0r> [Sat:3:41:13a] * iota has a huge chest

<@ploppity`away> woah

<@JaZz0r> did you say anything after that?

<@madCoder> lmao

<@iota> FREEZER

<@JaZz0r> "with some goodies"?
#76288 +(491)- [X]<Nuclear> I can imagine watching TV while giving you head, but during sex???

<Nitronium> How can she watch TV while giving you head?

<MegaDeth> He must be a tellytubby...
#82151 +(196)- [X]<InvisableMan> [19:51] <AshleeFukala> i tried to make popcorn..

<InvisableMan> [19:52] <AshleeFukala> and i blwe up my mircowave

<InvisableMan> HOW do you blow up the microwave with popcorn?

<InvisableMan> it boggles the mind

<InvisableMan> is that even possible?

<InvisableMan> i mean, COME ON... i understand, maybe, burning the popcorn, at the most catching it on fire.. MAYBE... but.....

<InvisableMan> TO BLOW UP THE MICROWAVE???

<InvisableMan> *sigh* you humans will be the death of me.
#84463 +(1325)- [X]<BlackJaX> Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips"
#89852 +(617)- [X]<Buchwald> a woman at my work is chewing gum, and blew a bubble that popped...

<Buchwald> she then said "i'm gonna get gum all over my face"

<Buchwald> i've been reading bash.org all morning

<Buchwald> so you can imagine what i thought she said
#91807 +(828)- [X]<Kukyona> how is hacking like sex? gets better with practice?

<m4tt-3> ehh

<m4tt-3> 'get in, get out, hope you dont leave anything behind that can be traced to you
#113108 +(539)- [X]<FFFFFFFF1> has anyone been sky diving?

<bobbles> i fell"