"#241 +(1499)- [X]<SWM> if the average penis is 6"

<SWM> and the average ♥♥♥♥♥ is 8" deep that means there''s about 2 miles of unused ♥♥♥♥♥ in like New York
#2721 +(351)- [X]<MiddleSF2> wow 80 people eh? I thought irc would be closed on x-mas eve ^_^
#2860 +(353)- [X]<semi> +

<semi> oops

<semi> keyboard almost fell, caught it by the numpad end

<MrP-> +

<MrP-> oops

<MrP-> same here
#3976 +(221)- [X]<therioman> at this rate i'll end up working for some company, being married and having 4 kids

<therioman> which i will ensure doesn't happen

<therioman> i shall barricade myself with 45U racks
#4003 +(177)- [X]<Nazke|du> Your ass is russian, in other words its cold and only inviting to women with beards.
#4186 +(51)- [X]<Anton> for a guess you had a ♥♥♥♥ day at work as usual?

<Alexander> just boring

<Anton> ever actually had a good day at work?

<Alexander> well ok boring and ♥♥♥♥
#4198 +(421)- [X]<RevQuixo> i want a mario game where you do actual plumbing

<RevQuixo> oh, did i mention i was gay?
#4790 +(616)- [X]<DAL9000> my pseudogirlfriend's preacher was like, all over her

<DAL9000> and she's not very liked at her church

<DAL9000> cuz they think she's seducing him

<trep> pseudogirlfriend, haha

<DAL9000> yes

<DAL9000> that's a fancy word for stalking interest.
#4968 +(117)- [X]<clay> i was sitting in khaleds dorm

<clay> while he was hitting his gravity bong

<clay> and i said dude

<clay> make some ♥♥♥♥ so i can irc with windows dude
#6982 +(167)- [X]<zoner> anyone know the content-type for a .exe

<ZXPKNOBB> It's content-type is "fun".
#8251 +(380)- [X]<AnneRobinson^> Do Canadians really like fart jokes for entertainment???

<shagman> fart jokes rock

<shagman> take this classic canadian joke for example

* shagman farts on IEatChildren
#8479 +(184)- [X]<Kaff> its saturday night. what are you doing here

<Kaff> i thought you'd have too much of a social life.

<spoob> Parts of me love interacting with other parts of me, but as a whole, I'm about as popular and loved as jamesm

<Kaff> oh. so you're a dead ♥♥♥♥.

<spoob> Succinct, cruel, and accurate
#9335 +(959)- [X]<go_die> brena how do you feel about jewish people

<Brena> what kind of question is that?

<go_die> im just making conversation

<go_die> why are you getting all defensive, hitler
#9930 +(39)- [X]<DOGBALLZ> anyone know how to use warez
#10869 +(624)- [X]<Stuckie> I had to sit through the Sound of Music for TWO FRIGGIN weeks.. bloody school shows... probably why I've cracked... lol

<Stuckie> The hiiiiiills are aliiiiiive with the sound of **BANG!!** DIE YOU BASTARDS!!! **BANG!!**
#14787 +(163)- [X]<colrebel> i hate it when a coworker spots you blowing the contents of your

nostrils into a trash can
#15433 +(124)- [X]<EmSea> anyone here live in cincinnati?

<|TIA|PoP> nope

<|TIA|PoP> not i

<EmSea> was i talking to you
#15710 +(113)- [X]<Stemish> "How many NOC staff does it take it screw in a light bulb?"

<PetrDoubt> 500 to send the outage notices to nocstaff, 14 managers to

  escalate it to client services and back, and one to change it.
#16904 +(249)- [X]<kdoom> Duke: you need a hobby

<DukeNukem> kdoom: like beastiality?

<kdoom> perfect
#18437 +(644)- [X]<rastie> i teached my kid sister a good lesson

<Murdock> I'm guessing it wasn't an english lesson..
#21900 +(186)- [X]<jon_> fear my house

<jon_> http://www.multimap.com/map/photo.cgi?client=europe&scale=1000&X=507550&Y=171600&width=700&height=410&gride=507564&gridn=171624

<mike> did you need planning permission for the red circle?  
#24756 +(365)- [X]<Asskicker064> High Templar One: Wanna merge?

<Asskicker064> High Templar Two: Archon me, baby.
#33107 +(-116)- [X]<synth3tic> they used to air 3rd rock from the sun on here now

<synth3tic> now they're airing some ♥♥♥♥♥♥vision show with queen latifa
#34018 +(201)- [X]<[Latex]> 12 steps for becoming a professional wanker

<TigerSun> [Latex]: 1) Download mIRC
#36582 +(23)- [X]<NuttO> I feel bad whenever I run a search on my nick.

<NuttO> The fact that I feel bad that I'm not on a database of IRC quotes makes me feel worse.

<NuttO> It's a downward spiral.
#38301 +(261)- [X]<Max-> worse than ♥♥♥♥♥ 200mhz pentium with 32mb ram and monitors @ 60hz?

<CUI> Max- That's not computer

<CUI> That's a calculator
#39722 +(-55)- [X](This was said after I quoted bash.org)

<Abyss> I hope these people stay on irc and never venture into the real world

<Abyss> or we will all be in big trouble
#45806 +(302)- [X]<Mime> Fruit Pastelles are also acceptable.

<Mime> As are Wine Gums.

<Chris_A> Oh yeah.

<Chris_A> But never Fruit Gums.

<Mime> No.

<Chris_A> It's like the worst half of each!

<Mime> Wine Pastelles!

<Chris_A> Note to self: Invent Win...

<Chris_A> ...Mime, I'm going to have to kill you.

<Chris_A> You know too much.
#46461 +(17)- [X]<miv>   http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm

<miv>   final meals of people who are on death row

<miv>   "Justice, Equality, World Peace"

<miv>   what kind of request is that

<miv>   U CANT EAT THAT! moron

<miv>   if it was me i would have asked for a 6 year old japanese girl

<miv>   i'd eat her out
#47059 +(494)- [X]<dysfunctional-24> only idiot use computers

<neotek> i hardly like to point out the obvious irony, but...
#50993 +(107)- [X]icbm: hah

icbm: my entourage is coming over

icbm: I'm gonna go ahead and give them their christmas presents

icbm: I bought my 3 hoes vibrators

kuruption: uh

kuruption: you mean your "friends"

kuruption: and the 3 girls who wont let you touch them.. but hang out with you cuz you're friends with the guy who gets them their weed
#54490 +(284)- [X]<Rodzilla> -- 12 percent of Brazilian ladies have had sex with animals.

<Santa_Smith> ew those brazilian women have sex with anything

<Tessai|modeling> smith: THERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET SOME ;D!!
#62079 +(108)- [X]<zX-ArcH> my friend has a virus, he runs windows XP, every 5-10 minutes his comp will shut down automaticlly, he must create new users just to even get on! if u know what kind of virus this is , or if u can help in anyway please PM ME

<@CitizenErazed> it's called 'windows xp'
#71089 +(201)- [X]<Rose> can someone explain to me why are the celeron 1ghz so much cheaper than the P42.2ghz?

<Rose> are they that much different?

<Rose> speed wise?
#75558 +(283)- [X]* Wee humps Hannah's leg.

<Hannah> thats my prosthetic leg

* Wee humps Hannah's other leg.

<Hannah> thats my stump and wooden leg

<Hannah> my leg was bitten off by an aligator when i was on a boat one day, then on the way to the hospital the ambulance crashed and i lost my other leg

<Wee> Makes for easy access.

<Hannah> sicko
#76093 +(103)- [X]<Hydro> Tragedy ensues as the 80's metal band Great White loses every single one of its 96 fans.
#76639 +(-55)- [X]<RangeRXT> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ norwegians

<RangeRXT> lord I wish the internet was +b *!*@*.no
#95996 +(149)- [X]<noodle> the more i remember school, the more it seems now like a 7 hour a day job that i didnt get paid for

<Wwv> no taxes either tho
#105159 +(233)- [X]<Batty> Darth Vader is Lukes father!

<Batty> and father in dutch = vader

<Borlath_Mon> ...yeeeeeees

<Batty> So he's darth father!

<Borlath_Mon> So? George Lucas wasn't counting on Star Wars fans to be clever enough to speak any language other than "Trailer Trash".
#140786 +(308)- [X]<Sarah> Press 321 to talk to 18/f/♥♥♥♥

<W0lf> Eww

<The Void> 321

<The Void> Wait, ♥♥♥♥.
#212261 +(207)- [X]<Chicken> i used to work at the zoo cleaning up crap

<DigitallyChallenged> hahaha"