Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How to hurt kid's feelings without even caring about them what so ever
By /TheDragonBoi\
Now if you wanna be that one guy that acts like a big ♥♥♥♥ to children without caring about their feelings, causing drama, etc. this is the guide for you! i know the ways of "being a little DICC" and i will teach them to you..
   
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Insults
When TF2 Become free to play, a bunch of kids thought that it was a cool game! but then, the "mature" people found the kids and started being jerks to them, recording them, and insulting them

One of the insults they use is involving around the game "MineCraft"

What is minecraft you may ask (a game a bunch of kids play)

Minecraft is a game where you dig (mine) and build (craft) different kinds of 3D blocks within a large world of varying terrains and habitats to explore.

In this world the sun rises and sets as you go about your work, gathering materials and making tools. There is rain and the occasional lightning storm, and animals that you can tame, farm or use for food. Depending on which mode you’re playing in, you might also need to fight for your survival against hunger, danger and bad guys, like zombies, endermen, etc.

so what does this have to do with TF2? Well is probably because of the kids who play not only tf2, but also minecraft (and maybe roblox) other times the "mature people" will call the kids "cod players" or anything related to "Call Of Duty Fans"

What is Call Of Duty?

Call of Duty is a first-person shooter video game franchise. The series began on Microsoft Windows, and later expanded to consoles and handhelds. Several spin-off games have been released. The earlier games in the series are set primarily in World War II, but later games like Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare are set in modern times or in futuristic settings. The most recently announced game, Call of Duty: WWII, will release on November 3, 2017 and return the series to its mid-20th century roots.

The Call of Duty games are published and owned by Activision. While Infinity Ward is still a developer, Treyarch and Sledgehammer Games also develop several of the titles with the release of the studios' games alternating with each other. Some games have been developed by Gray Matter Interactive, Nokia, Exakt Entertainment, Spark Unlimited, Amaze Entertainment, n-Space, Aspyr, Rebellion Developments, Ideaworks Game Studio, and nStigate Games. The games use a variety of engines, including the id Tech 3, the Treyarch NGL, and the IW engine.

As of February 2016, the Call of Duty series has sold over 250 million copies.[1] Sales of all Call of Duty games topped US$15 billion.[1]

Other products in the franchise include a line of action figures designed by Plan-B Toys, a card game created by Upper Deck Company, Mega bloks sets by Mega Brands, and a comic book mini-series published by WildStorm Productions.

also, may ask how does this relate to the kids who plays tf2, is because most kids back then where, just a bunch of call of duty players thinking tf2 is cool... till they actually play the game. some times, someone is gonna say something to a kid like "Lmao go back to cod child" or "lol this cod kid" or "please quit tf2, tf2 is for mature people only" or something like that... just call them a cod kid or something and hope for the best
The Stereotypes
Yes, there's stereotypes for these type of peoples, ima just say a few.

>The COD Kid.
-A Kid who plays call of duty, that's probably young af and gets mad every time they die and calls the guy who kills them a "hacker"

>Minecraft kiddie tittie
-Kids who plays minecraft and never heard of tf2 lol.

>The Annoying Squeaker
-A F2P Who also gets mad every time they die, calls the guy who killed them a hacker, but says that their good (maybe lol) and says that one of their parents (mother in most cases) is a admin on a server, or a admin of the game, and says that she or he will ban the mature players, or just that type of kid that says ♥♥♥♥ like "GABEN IS MY DAD, IF YOU MAKE FUN OF ME, HE WILL BAN YOU AND RAPE YOUR DOG" or some ♥♥♥♥ idk.

lol i only said a few
i'll update this later on

that's all i got.
Well your at the end of the thing, hope you liked version v.1 of the guide, will be updated later on, have fun ruining kid's lifes and making them want to die c:
19 Comments
mudkip 20 May, 2020 @ 12:21pm 
you forgot the fetus cunt
Nevermore 1 May, 2020 @ 2:15pm 
Finally I know now how to insult kids as an adult. I feel so strong and independent now. These kids were haunting my dreams, not knowing how I had to defend myself. With this advice, I'll finally be able to be cool and edgy A F again. Thanks a lot stranger!
HalvedDead 1 May, 2020 @ 12:23am 
this says a lot about our society
MightyEagle327 30 Apr, 2020 @ 7:06pm 
was this guide teleported to us from 2013

"squeaker"
i havent heard that name in a looong time
YPSILANTI_MICHIGAN_HOMELESS_MAN 30 Apr, 2020 @ 1:13pm 
I play minecraft and im 28
76561198372609026 30 Apr, 2020 @ 9:04am 
hurting a childs feeling y would u ever do that?::steamsad:
Sir Rivet 29 Apr, 2020 @ 11:53am 
this guide is meant to satarize people who hate children if you couldnt tell. I know you cant stand "annoying voices" but just mute dont make drama. A kid is a fucking kid.
Jarl Dysnomia 29 Apr, 2020 @ 8:40am 
Or play on 10x servers and only use certain items and play as demoman, and keep killing that same person.

But instead of hurting them, they just call you a hacker.

(Happend a lot to me lmao, kids is so funny these days haha. Not thinking that its a 10x server or being OP.)
Pasho 29 Apr, 2020 @ 3:21am 
this is stupid.