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Jerry Seinfeld

Yeah, I know, but I still thought it'd be cool to have his monologue on wrestling both in video and text.

Actually I was making joke about how Jerry has his whole "Whats the deal with [x]"-thing for his jokes. Or at least, what its usually poked fun with.

And how about the professional wrestling referee? There's a great job. You're a referee in a sport with no rules of any kind. How do you screw that up? The referee is kinda like Larry of the Three Stooges. You don't really need him, but it just wouldn't be the same without him. They must get these guys from the same place the Harlem Globetrotters get their refs. There must be this whole school where they teach you to just kind of run around and not notice anything. They sit you down, show you a film of the rub-out scene from St. Valentine's Day Massacre, and if you don't see anything illegal going on, you're hired!

Professional wrestling. The question you have to ask yourself about professional wrestling is a simple one. If professional wrestling did not exist, could you come up with this idea? Could you envision the popularity of huge men in tiny bathing suits pretending to fight? Could you sell this to a promoter? "I'm telling you, Sid, millions of people will enjoy watching this. The guys'll be huge, we'll put them in little suits, and they won't really fight. Professional wrestling is the only sport where participants are just thrown right out into the audience, and no one in the crowd thinks anything unusual is happening. If you're watching a golf tournament and Jack Nicklaus goes flying over your head - first of all, I would say you're watching a very competitive tournament.

Whats the deal with wrestling?

His fists are like matzo balls!

..but i dont want to be a pirate

...And folks, what is the deal with the Tiger Driver? Tigers can't drive, and quite frankly, if they could, I wouldn't want to ride anywhere they're heading!

puffy shirt. this is too cool man. keep it up!