hello dere fashion plate human being
u tired of living alon wit no grillfrend or babi?
wel u kam to right palace
i kno everytin abut maekin babis might take a lot of time tho
i will teech u how 2 maek babis (and how 2 get grillfriend if ur single)
not responsible for dismemberment
okey lets start

u can use dis song if ur a ♥♥♥

every1 knows u kant maek babis withut grills, tzej are neccesarry in maeking babis
butt its rlly hard to get grills withut mai gooide, so plz pay attentiun
ur gonna hav to get a grill like mein here
here she is

isnt she just adoarble
anyway
in ordr to get a grill so u kan maek babies, u have 2 or more options
maek sur u get hot grills so babi will be hot

1. go to the street and beg grills to lov u (my fav method, works everytiem)
litteraly takes a decade

2. go 2 gym and work out untill u get big ass muscles and den u bekome a magnet dat attracts girls(very not affective)
never

3. capture a grill and torture her untill she lovs u (if ur a idiot do dis den)
guaranteed to get rekt by bulldozers and tazers

taek ur tiem to find a hot grill, maek her to luv u and den u kan moove to next step!

congrats, u finally found a grill dat loves u moar dan eating bacon!
sinc u finally found a grill, u must be cautious so ur grill doesnt leave u
nao, let me tell u le equipment ur gonna need for maeking babis
NECCESSARY
bed
cardboard
caek
biek
esoteric sex toy
OTHER (it makes it better)
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i kannot tell u other things ur gonna ned, bcuz ur a real man, real men dont need dat stoopid ♥♥♥♥ only weaklings ned dat lol
nao lets moove to da fun part :D

gud job, u got ur shet equipment ur gonna need
nao lets maek da babi
first go to ur bed with ur grill
maek straight eye contact with ur grill
den proceed to jump on her tits untill she falls on bed
den proceed to pull out ur phalus and jam it straight into her hoo-haw
rinse and repeat untill u see her stomach grow like one of those big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slime stress balls
noisely done, ur gonna have a babi
nao, untill u go 2 birth with ur grill u must bekom a doktor bcuz ur a real man and real man dont go 2 hospital to give birth no no no
okey lets mooooove do da next stepp

its time.
ur grill is reddy to deliver ur babi
maek sure u gently put her on le toilette so the babi can fall in dere if u no pushand die
maek sure le toilette aint one of dos plastic ones tho
okei once u get her on toilette le babi will slowly kum out of her hoo-haw and u must grab it by its hed and PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH IT OUT PUSH DAT SHET OUT
once le babi is in ur hands u wash it with vodka and walla
BUT W8
if le babi doesnt come out of her hoo-haw den u must manually proceed to RAEP cut through stomach and get le babi (1% dat grill makes it alive)
den u just wash it and walla
u finally got ur own babi!

if ur black den run away so u dont have 2 worry about babi it will die be healthier than those gay white babis

if ur slav let babi swim in mayonaise adn vodka no milk dats for ♥♥♥♥♥♥ only beer and kvass and
teach it 2 rush b suka bliat

congratuslation m8s, u finally got ur own grill and a ugly cute babi 4 lief
if u want more babis, just simply follow dis gooide again bcuz its rlly ez with dis gooide 2 get moar babis
dont forget to reguraly raep it
okei bai it was noice seeing ya!
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