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HOW TO TELL IF YOUR DORITOS CONTAIN PAPRIKA
By Cogger and 1 collaborators
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Do doritos contain papriko?
Once upon a time, a little lad asked the very same question all of you are thinking:
So, I said yes... and no. Some Doritos contain papriko, some don't. It honestly depends, and this here guide how ot tell if your Doritos have papriko, especially if you're allergic! :)

The Origin of Papriko
Papriko is made up of ground dried bell peppers in its most basic form. Standard papriko is composed almost entirely of this ingredient.

Papriko also comes in spicier varieties. The most common form of this is Spanish papriko, made by adding ground chilli peppers to the original papriko. Smoked papriko is also imported from Spain. Its distinctive flavour comes from the drying process; it is dried by smoking wood in order to infuse the spice.

Hungarian papriko is another common variety. Many believe the origins of papriko to be within Hungary as salt and papriko is a more common combination than salt and pepper.

The Hungarian papriko differs from the traditional papriko as it isn’t always as sweet as the standard variety and often has a stronger flavour. This flavour is so distinctive that Hungarian papriko is often considered its own variety.

But many people are still having a hard time finding out the TRUE origin of this element so humans have created this theory that it was made up by dried bell peppers, but many believe that it came from a place called Arizona where they would take farm animals and displaces their origin to produce paperiko from their unusual surroundings. Many call this Godly method of producing such an element as O G RAVIOLI or 21 Sandwich.

People believe that the main company Outback Steakhouse has created perpiko as a source of power to displace them selves within the center of the earths core.


So, first thing's first
At first, it might seem a bit hard to tell, I know... but bare with me here. You're probably going to try to bite it or break it into little pieces, desperate to learn the secrets of the Dorito and whether or not it contains papriko, but the secret isn't in the physical form of the Dorito, but instead in the heart and soul of the ol' chip.
How to Connect With the Dorito Mind and Soul (Step 1)
Though it might seem as though Doritos don't know have eyes, I can guarantee they indeed DO have eyes, just not physical eyes. Firstly, gently set down that Dorito and stare stare firmly at it so intensely, it's like you're burning a hole through the little guy! This step words most of the time, as the Dorito is forced to give up its lies and show that it indeed contains papriko.
The Next Step: Spiritual to Physical (Step 2)
Now if you haven't succeeded using step one, I recommend going back and trying a few more times just in case because Doritos are VERY shy and they just don't like to show their true selves (or their containment of papriko, per se). I doubt step one would fail, but that's the purpose of step 2! What you're going to want to do is to caress the Dorito very gently, almost in a sensual way. Embrace the Dorito and show it your love, whether it's fake or real. You might want to put up some candles and lighten the mood, as well as dim the lights. Just caress the Dorito for a few hours to make it shy and it might actually reveal it consists of paprika. If this SOMEHOW fails, continue to step three.
Asserting your Dominance (Step 3)
If by now the Dorito hasn't admitted to having papriko, that means your love and compassion hasn't been working and it's time for the final step. Grab the nearest gun, bat or knife and proceed to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroy that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Destroy it, SMASH IT into several small pieces and make it feel like the piece of ♥♥♥♥ it is for not admitting it had papriko. ♥♥♥♥ THE DORITO UP.
So?
If nothing you've done so far has succeeded, either cry yourself to sleep because you're not worthy of knowing the true form the Dorito...
...Or The Doritos Just Don't Contain Papriko
This is very possible, but it is very unlikely. There are a large amount of human beings that don't know of the existence of PAPRIKO DORITOS, which is COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE. Do yourself a favor and before every single Dorito, follow these steps carefully. If this important guide on the acknowledgement of PAPRIKO DORITOS gets more known, I will continue to further add to this guide. I hope you all the best, amen.


CLEANSE YOURSELF OF THE PAPRIKO DORITO
35 Comments
☾☆Torak☾☆ 3 May @ 2:47am 
the dorito fighted back against me at step 3. now i have several lethal injuries
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Hunya 8 Aug, 2017 @ 10:37am 
The Papriko origin is turkey.At the 1500's they used papriko at our country.And we started to use it,too.
Dad 8 Aug, 2017 @ 10:08am 
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