#1 - Don't forget to floss every day
#2 - It's never too early to invest in a personal IRA
#3 - Start building credit as soon as possible
#4 - Stand up for yourself - don't let anyone disrespect you
#5 - Everyone needs to know how to use power tools
#6 - Don't trust anyone who likes their meat well done
#7 - LaserDisc is clearly the superior video format
#8 - Drink a full glass of water in the morning to help wake up
#9 - Don't use metal utensils on nonstick frying pans
#10 - If you're parking uphill, be sure to turn your tires towards the street
#11 - It's rude to ask people about their mysterious hand tattoos
#12 - Moving pictures is hands down the best Rush album
#13 - Buy quality, not quantity
#14 - Shave with the grain
#15 - You always have time for a beer with your buds
#16 - Always use a coat of wax after a wash
#17 - Nothing can beat reading in print
#18 - Always carry a pocket knife
#19 - Use your hips when throwing
#20 - Keep your word
#21 - Eat a lot of broccoli
#22 - Drinking too much water can cause water intoxication
#23 - Take care of your health while you're still young
#24 - Always help a friend in need
#25 - Drink plenty of water
#26 - Exercise regularly and you'll stay healthy!
#27 - Don't eat too close to your bedtime
#28 - Always check the card reader at ATMs before you swipe
#29 - Medicine is not always the best medicine
#30 - Always bring a war chest
#31 - You're young, you have your health, now is the time to take risks
#32 - You can't beat the whammy bar
#33 - The solo from Kid Charlemagne is the greatest guitar solo ever recorded
#34 - Peter Weller actually has a PHD in history
#35 - It's called masking tape for a reason
#36 - Trust no one
#37 - If you press the ignition too long you'll just flood the engine
#38 - The extended cut is the only cut worth watching
#39 - They really stepped up the production value in Episode V
#40 - Managing debt is just part of being an adult
#41 - Run through the finish line
#42 - What you do, when you don't have to, will determine where you'll be when you can't help it
#43 - When lifting weights, use proper form and a full range of motion
#44 - Gas is cheaper in the suburbs
#45 - Do what you love and the money will come
#46 - Do it once, do it right
#47 - Don't skip the corners
#48 - Eat plenty of carbs the night before a big game
#49 - If the police are driving behind you, don't give them probable cause to pull you over
#50 - Try to drive in a way where you never have to use your brakes
#51 - You can save bookmarks directly to your desktop
#52 - A bird in the hand is better than a bird in the eye
#53 - Pet every dog
#54 - Have you ever read Rich Dad Poor Dad?
#55 - Liquor before beef[sic], you're in the clear
#56 - Go ask your mother
#57 - If life gives you lemons, parsley, onions, and eggs... make a really nice omelet
#58 - Practice makes permanent
#59 - First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairiest chest
#60 - Never give up, never remember
#61 - That quirky lab assistant from NCIS just reminds me of you
#62 - Whistle while you work
#63 - Please remember to call us once in a while
#64 - Get whatever job you want, just make sure it has health insurance
#65 - Grow your own vegetables. It's cheaper, I think
#66 - It's okay if you don't come in first, just make sure you have health insurance
#67 - Try to exercise regularly
#68 - Sleep is important! Make sure you're getting enough
#69 - It's okay to cry if you're feeling sad
#70 - Make sure to sweep under your tent so you don't sleep on rocks
#71 - Good tire pressure is essential to optimal mileage
#72 - The only acceptable time and place for decaf coffee is never and in the trash
#73 - When changing a tire, make sure to tighten the bolts in a starfish pattern
#74 - Anyone who tells you that a drink isn't manly has never known heartache
#75 - Call someone if you're thinking about them. They probably want to hear from you
#76 - If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all
#77 - Don't smoke
#78 - Try not to make assumptions about people
#79 - Don't trust gas station egg sandwiches
#80 - Please don't pirate games
#81 - It's better to be early than late
#82 - Eat a balance meal every day that includes vegetable, fruit, and protein
#83 - Minimize eating fried foods, candy, and sweets
#84 - Treat people better than they treat you
#85 - Be generous and kind to everyone
#86 - Always try your best at everything
#87 - Spend less money than you make
#88 - Pay your bills early
#89 - Look at situations positively
#90 - Always try to make others around you happy
#91 - Smile as often as you can, it will make others around you feel more comfortable
#92 - You're never too busy or important to be kind to others

I was on the title screen for a while writing down tips as they appeared on-screen and not once did 93+ show up.
Feel free to correct my probably plentiful typos. Not everyone can be Brian.