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how 2 get cancer

By zeredis

how 2 instantly get cancer, quite easy

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16 Jul, 2017 @ 7:51pm

7 Jun, 2018 @ 11:59am

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Guide Index

Overview

step 1 boi

step 2 ( gettin intense)

step 3 (half life confirmed?)

step 4 (almost done)

without warning, get permabanned

congrats, you did it.

owo whats this

Comments

step 1 boi

aight bois heres the first part, you gotta buy the game and play the game for a bit.

step 2 ( gettin intense)

enjoy the game, but have an opinion about one or two things that are overpowered.

step 3 (half life confirmed?)

realize that you dont have 10000000000000000000 hours in the game, so your opinion means nothing, and apparently you're bad at the game for having an opinion.

step 4 (almost done)

reply to the people on your thread posts about the game, but then realize that they are all 8 year old trolls, get cancer from that.

without warning, get permabanned

and because you replied to an 8 year old who got horribly offended, the trashy mods of the discussion will instantly ban you, giving you cancer, and any time you have a real issue you can basically go fu,ck yourself.

congrats, you did it.

owo whats this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCpRta-pvE8

I should probably link my channel, I upload wednesday my dudes https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbhH7bJS8RMPJWxMB-Lxy0Q?

should probably promote my steam group too https://steamproxy.net/groups/Sparky-official

308 Comments

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Dog Pickler 9 Sep @ 2:19pm

11/10 guide, gave what it promised, I've got stage 4 Leukaemia.

Kishunia 8 Sep @ 6:41am

yeah, this game is cancerous itself. Matchmaking is worse than in R6S. Every single game, my team is full of half brainers and enemy is 4-stack. so yeah, you can guess whats' up. First is doing B which is empty, just doing minions, second can't find his place and everything is he doing is running A and C and I'm getting 1v3'd

OR

We have a teamfight 3v4 and one of us is doing B like he was chained to it. So yeah, just playing this game will give you a cancer.

Oh, and forgot about duels where you WILL fight against some 40yo 400lb reddit moderator playing Shinobi, Nobushi, Kyoshin or Warmonger and probably is like 9 rep rank, plays ONLY this single character and does ONE combo every time and you basically cant do anything because he's too fast from masturbating to their husbando or whatever their weeb ass likes.

risloth 26 Nov, 2023 @ 8:00am

the shutterstock watermark just makes this 1000x funnier XD

Rex Omnium Angelorum 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14am

Also, if you see a monk player, you'll get stage 4 parasitic leukemia. Most likely, he's a 5'6 350lbs unmployed kissless virgin who quotes Sun Tzu and Avatar the Last Airbender every time he presses the fucking guard button

BatonRougeLouisiana 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:42am

P.S YOU CAN NOT BE SOOO SUBMISSIVE TO JUST QUIT

BatonRougeLouisiana 4 Jul, 2023 @ 8:39am

THAT MADE NO SENSE I AM KING OF FOR HONOR SO I TELL U THIS IF U ARE MARRIED OR FAMILY MAN OR WOMAN YOU SHOULD NOT PLAY THIS GAME TRULY YOU MUST GET YOUR TAIL KICKED BY EVERY ONE WITH EVERY CHARACTER AND EVERY AGE JUST SAY COMMITMENT THEN YOU LLBE MASTER LIKE ME THESE ARE SOME PRETTY INTELLIGENT FOLK THAT PUT THIS TOGETHER SO U HAV TO BE JUST THAT I WAS 3 TIME DIAMOND 1V1 REP 740 AS TUREAL 4TV BUMP CANCER IM THE CURE

MouthHole 22 Jun, 2023 @ 4:23pm

@CAKEMAN you will be back

FattyMcFaterson 30 May, 2023 @ 8:20pm

just go to a 1v1 duel and find yourself the 500th in a row samurai player and have them light spam you until you contract aids

CAKEMAN 26 May, 2023 @ 11:50am

I did it boys, I uninstalled For Honor it was easier to quit crack

Otentousama 14 Apr, 2023 @ 2:51am

10/10 would recommend

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