this guy spinbots very obvious

He goes to the kitchen, picking a particularly plump avocado from his stash.
He inspects it, gives it a good whiff, and he sighs contentedly* "Ahh, December 3rd, 2025. Walmart. They had a sale going on that day" *he sets it down to pick another one up, but this one is starting to grow mold. He frowns slightly* "October 14th, 2025. Giant Eagle. I was hoping it would last longer... Perhaps I'll keep it, just for one more day. It would be a shame to see this one go so soon-" *his wife comes into the kitchen interrupting him, speaking softly* "Hey honey, I'm going to the store.
We ran out of milk and a few other things.
Is there anything you want me to get?" *his eyes light up almost instantly as he sets his avocado down* "Wait, I'll go with you.
There's something I want to get..."

After much consideration I formally accept your formal resignation and surrender, although it was a large war and many a time was lost during the war I can safely say we have now entered a peace deal, this user is NOT a pedophile, DO add him

this guy is a certified rapist

CHEF

i love this gay man < 3