💥 CS2 isn’t a game — it’s my unpaid full-time job.
🎯 Aim like s1mple on vacation.
💣 My flashes are so flawless they blind the spectators too.
👎 FACEIT level 10? Nah, I farm highlights on level 3.
🧠 Strategy: “Rush B” is an art form, not a misplay.
🔫 I may whiff shots, but my movement drips style.
📉 ELO keeps crashing, yet I still look fabulous.
😤 If the enemy reports me, I know I’m doing it right.
🧢 I don’t tilt — I compose passive-aggressive poetry.