ok isaac wtf is this text

was playing lethal company and this guy joined. we actually got along and i decided to friend him so we could play together again. played lethal for about a year with him when he decided to invite to his house to play the new hollow knight silksong with him, of course i said yes because we were good friends. not even 5 minutes after i came in he pinned me against a wall and started licking my face, thankfully, i was able to slip out and sock him in the jaw. i ran as fast as i could and didn't look back. don't trust this man, he will lick you, your family, a random guy in Africa, and an alien on mars if you let him in your life.