Geekin, a young yn known as the Sandwich was my guy back on O-Block. Peanut Butter, turkey, grilled cheese he's the man. But it doesn’t stop there. Geekin’s a legend, like the time he wagered his car on a game of roulette because he was convinced “red always hits after three blacks.” It didn’t. When the wheel landed on green, he tried to argue it was rigged and spent the rest of the night getting black out drunk in the Cabelas.

He once put his entire paycheck on a cockroach race in a dive bar, yelling, “Come on, Turbo Legs!” as his roach wandered off in the wrong direction. When questioned about his choices, Geekin simply said, “You gotta risk it to biscuit it,” as if that explained anything.

At this point, casinos don’t ban Geekin because he’s good—they ban him because he’s bad. If luck is a lady, she’s clearly ghosting Geekin. Anyways those sandwhich's were the best in O-Block! My guy always hooked me up with double cheddar on the low.

One of the craziest moments of my life happened in Vietnam, when I got stuck in a tree (don’t ask how, it’s a long story). As I was contemplating my new life as a tree-dweller, my friend gEEKIN came to the rescue. With the calm of a pro, he talked me down, guiding me through the ordeal like it was just another Tuesday. The guy is like a real-life superhero, but with a Discord kitten vibe instead of a cape.

Honestly, gEEKIN is the best Discord kitten a guy could ask for. He’s always there, ready to chat, support, and keep the vibes good. He sticks to voice chat instead of Facetime (no need for video, right?), but that’s just part of the charm. He may not show his face, but he always shows up when it matters. Even behind the screen, you know he’s got your back. gEEKIN, you're a legend, and I owe you big time—for tree rescues and beyond!