De Kung Fo Mow

what the ♥♥♥♥

Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but,
I'm already here so,
Here we ****ing go

rawr
x3 nuzzles! pounces on u,
uwu
u so warm.

couldn't help but ur buldge from across the floor,
nuzzlez yo' necky~ murr~ hehe
unzips yo baggy ass pants,
oof baby u so musky

take me home, pet me, N' make me yours
& dont forget to stuff me!
see me wag my widdle baby tail,
all for your bolgy-wolgy!

kisses n lickies yo neck,
i hope daddy likeies
nuzzles n wuzzles yo chest,
i be gettin thirsty

hey i got a lil itch,
u think u can help me?
only seven inches long
uwu
PLS ADOPT ME

paws on ur bulge as i lick my lips
(uwu punish me pls)
bout hit'em with this furry ****
(he don't see it comin)