Recent reviews by Ensign EJ

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26.3 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)

why are German doctors always like that?

Posted 16 July.

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90.6 hrs on record (27.5 hrs at review time)

I get more fun from troubleshooting modding problems than I do actually playing the game

(update: i got a virus)

Posted 19 April. Last edited 29 April.

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72.5 hrs on record (28.8 hrs at review time)

Using sfm after learning blender feels like getting Lobotomized

Posted 29 January.

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1,398.9 hrs on record (185.2 hrs at review time)

Im gonna fail my final exams because of how much I play this game

Posted 23 November, 2023. Last edited 27 November.

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41.8 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)

spent the first half an hour trying to get the controls to be bound in a way that makes sense. i then started exploring, saw a rat, the game told me i saw a rat, i was then mauled by said rat.

finally making it out of the tutorial cave ready to kill the king of high rock (or whatever i was meant to do i had forgotten by this point)

found a town, found prostitutes in said town (the less said about that event the better)

7 hours in my save file corrupted (thanks Todd!)

still a better game than Skyrim!

Posted 16 November, 2023.

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1.7 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)

the Devs do not know what a dog sounds like

Posted 9 November, 2023.

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