*be me some random guy*
*join match with 4 stack minions*
*become Gru and have a great winning game*
*unbox factory new m4a1 fade*

MINIONS BROUGHT ME GOOD LUCK I LOVE U

loves DIH in his AHH

gggangster ♥♥♥♥

Every way, all ways. Doggy style, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary, spooning, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 69, standing, lotus, bridge, 360 degrees, in the rain, in the snow, in the blazing heat of a thousand suns. No condoms, skin on skin. On the living room floor, the bedroom ceiling, the kitchen counter, the closet, the fridge, the front porch, the neighbor’s lawn, the public library, the moon. On the couch, in the car, in the street, in a moving train, on a rollercoaster, on the office desk, in the elevator, on the Ferris wheel, in a bouncy castle, on a pirate ship, under the bed, in the attic, on a tightrope, while skydiving, in the middle of a flash mob. I want this user bouncing on it until he’s pregnant with my triplets, quadruplets, and quintuplets all at once.