4
Products
reviewed
11
Products
in account

Recent reviews by BUTCHER ;)

Showing 1-4 of 4 entries
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
56.3 hrs on record (5.8 hrs at review time)
Good game!
except in this early stage some bugs when you grab some civilans and they just teleport away when you try throwing them to the ground.
also really anoying when you spend time on a heist and when you are almost done you disconnect for some reason!
Overall good game!
Really fun to play with freinds if you have any personly i dont!
Posted 22 September, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
42.3 hrs on record (13.6 hrs at review time)
Well after 13 Hours i kind of start to understand the game!
Posted 24 August, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
24.7 hrs on record (12.6 hrs at review time)
This game feels like it was made early 2000s.
The Story is horrlbe.
The only thing i enjoy in this game is killing monsters and flying around with my giant glaive.
Personal rating 4/10
Posted 18 August, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
241.2 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up and prepare to enter the wondrous world of CS:GO – the zaniest, most chaotic carnival of virtual mayhem you'll ever encounter! Get ready to be dazzled by flying bullets, hilarious strategic decisions, and some seriously questionable aiming skills.

First up, we have the "Friendly Fire Follies"! Ever wanted to see a group of teammates engage in an epic dance of accidentally shooting each other in the back? Look no further than CS:GO! It's like a slapstick comedy, but instead of slipping on banana peels, players trip over each other's bullets! Who needs enemies when you have teammates like these? It's all in good fun until you lose a round because someone mistook you for an enemy while shouting "I'm on your side!"

Now, let's talk about the "Bomb-Chasing Extravaganza"! Picture this: a bomb is planted at the bomb site, and everyone scrambles to defuse it while the tension builds up. But wait, someone decides it's a fantastic idea to chase that last enemy around the map instead of defusing! It's like watching a Benny Hill sketch set to a ticking time bomb. Spoiler alert: the bomb explodes, and hilarity ensues. Talk about setting priorities straight!

And how can we forget about the infamous "Sniper Shenanigans"? Ah, the majestic snipers of CS:GO, those elusive creatures that can shoot you from halfway across the map with pinpoint accuracy or accidentally flash themselves while trying to scope in. It's like they were trained by two different circus schools—one for epic headshots and the other for clown-like antics. Either way, they always keep us entertained.

But let's not overlook the "Mic-Check Mania"! CS:GO is the place where players turn into overnight comedians. You'll encounter an array of characters who think they're stand-up performers, cracking jokes that may or may not be funny. If you're lucky, you might even witness a heated argument between two players over whose mom makes the best sandwiches. It's like a free admission to the comedy club while gaming!

In conclusion, CS:GO is a carnival ride of epic proportions, where the unexpected is expected and hilarity ensues at every corner. It's a delightful blend of skillful plays, questionable decisions, and sidesplitting laughter. So, if you're up for a virtual circus experience with an abundance of friendly fire, bomb-chasing, sniper antics, and mic-check comedy, then CS:GO is the perfect game for you! Step right up, join the circus, and let the laughter begin!
Posted 1 August, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
Showing 1-4 of 4 entries