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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 4.28

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 5.10

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 4.34

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 4.47

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 4.45

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Avattu 3.1. klo 5.29

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 5.28

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 7.41

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 8.55

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 11.29

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Avattu 1.1. klo 2.03

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Avattu 1.1. klo 5.31

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Avattu 4.1. klo 4.58

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Avattu 2.1. klo 23.22

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 11.29

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 7.22

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Avattu 1.1. klo 1.13

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 11.29

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 6.06

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Avattu 1.1. klo 1.17

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 8.14

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 9.18

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 5.17

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Avattu 1.1. klo 1.05

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Avattu 1.1. klo 0.19

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Avattu 1.1. klo 2.47

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Avattu 1.1. klo 2.45

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 7.50

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 8.30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Avattu 19.1. klo 8.28

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 8.27

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 11.29

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Avattu 1.1. klo 5.38

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Avattu 4.1. klo 6.45

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Avattu 4.1. klo 6.45

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Avattu 26.4. klo 1.07

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Avattu 4.1. klo 5.01

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Avattu 4.1. klo 5.01

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 5.09

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 8.58

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 11.29

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 9.06

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 8.29

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Avattu 1.1. klo 2.33

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 8.25

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 7.10

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 11.29

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 5.00

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 5.31

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 5.20

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 4.24

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 5.55

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 4.36

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 5.31

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 8.18

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 5.50

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 6.55

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 11.29

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 5.05

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 5.46

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 7.03

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Avattu 1.1. klo 1.11

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Avattu 14.1. klo 22.49

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 7.47

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Avattu 1.1. klo 0.09

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 11.29

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 6.39

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Avattu 4.1. klo 5.01

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Avattu 24.4. klo 0.51

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Avattu 24.4. klo 1.20

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Avattu 24.4. klo 2.45

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Avattu 24.4. klo 6.16

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Avattu 24.4. klo 23.52

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Avattu 24.4. klo 0.36

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Avattu 24.4. klo 0.41

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Avattu 24.4. klo 0.52

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Avattu 24.4. klo 1.57

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Avattu 24.4. klo 2.07

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Avattu 24.4. klo 3.04

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Avattu 24.4. klo 2.45

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Avattu 24.4. klo 1.01

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Avattu 24.4. klo 6.35

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Avattu 24.4. klo 2.16

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Avattu 24.4. klo 2.01

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 4.28

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Avattu 31.12.2023 klo 11.29



My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)