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1 person found this review helpful
23.2 hrs on record
I played this game earlier with a friend, and I need to say, it was really easy to get lost. I feel like it's designed to be a game where you just "figure it out" with really, really weird mechanics like the arrow keys to move, Z to pick up, and Q for an attack. If you enjoy stuff like that, that's your thing, but hot Belgian waffles, I hated feeling lost. 4/10 for me.
More knowledge on where I'm supposed to go and what I'm actually supposed to do would be helpful, but hey, the character creation is fun other than every name in existence being taken (seriously i had to name my character something like doogiesoogieboogieoogie in order for it to do the thing). Also what the hell is up with the moving letters when you put in too many taken names? It isn't my fault that every name that has been created in the Multiverse of Madness has been taken.
I had to reboot the game multiple times in order to find doogiesoogieboogieoogie to work. At this point, we may as well just name our characters isduhgsgshgnjsghnsifg.
TLDR: Don't download the game unless you like being lost within the first five minutes of creating a character and having to quit because you don't know what in Kronos' name you're doing. However, if you did figure it out...
show me your ways stranger
Posted 24 February. Last edited 24 February.
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0.5 hrs on record
This game wasn't as fun as expected. Yes, it's good for the first level or so, but it quickly becomes repetitive. Many of the achievements are behind DLC as well, which isn't exactly fun for those thinking that this is a fast game to 100%.
You can find games like this left and right, with more fun, and different themes instead of arcade cat. Arcade cat. Pinball cat in an arcade. Arcade cat.
Posted 16 January.
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4.3 hrs on record
One-Armed Robber is a good strategy game for those who are bored of GTA and want something free!
It's pretty similar to GTA, if the goal was to steal jewelry and art instead of cars. Highly recommend, if you liked One-Armed Chef!
Posted 5 January.
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1 person found this review funny
11.7 hrs on record
This is a subsection of an excellent game. The rules of thumb are the same, but so tiny! I recommend this if you aren't sure, but otherwise, do get the full game. There's many more helpful items, such as a flamethrower and an incinerator! Yes I love setting things on fire in the game it's so fun to set things on fire
Posted 9 November, 2024.
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18.1 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
You wake up for another day in space. It's been a full day since your DNA test, and your genomes say that you have a rarely seen artistic talent. The Crabux are invading the Earth's saltwater, and a robot revolt is coming and coming fast.
You find that you have been given a new studio, with everything that you need to start your life. There are many boxes. You hear a ding from your monitor; it's from your sister. She wants a painting for her birthday...

This is an amazing game. The story is succulent, the painting is amazing, if a bit annoying to get right, but overall, this game is astonishing. I highly recommend it, and it's graphics are something that you (and your cooling fan for your computer) will never forget. 10/10.
Posted 8 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.0 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Ultimate Custom Night is amazing. You get to play every game's antagonists (to an extent) for free, and it's perfect for seeing if this genre of horror is for you. Yes, I may only have 4 hours, and that's how I learned that this might not be for me, but it's definitely for someone.
Posted 27 October, 2024.
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25.1 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
A calm game about capitalism in a new land that little know about. Doesn't that sound familiar? *coughs in Animal Crossing: New Horizons*
But, unlike Horizons, you can fight monsters, and based upon farming. Everything revolves around farming. Your grandfather was a farmer. Yes, there are some cons, like having to grind to get a backpack and a home upgrade, alongside a wedding ring template, but mods can fix that.
Posted 13 September, 2024.
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0.1 hrs on record
You think you're just getting a point-and-click game about cute cats hidden around the city, and that's it. That's only half of it; the other half is looking for easter eggs. There's so many; there's snowmen, presents, even Santa Claus. Take your time and look for them; it'll keep you going.
Posted 29 August, 2024.
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