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203.9 hrs on record (116.9 hrs at review time)
I guess I'm gonna make a review out of this, this is the 1st game I've write a review okayy. Imma pour out all my heart here. I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH. The best game ever, i mean the 2nd best game after phasmo. Why i didn't find this game earlier in my life? I just got Steam in 2023 so sad yeee. 1st of all, i love monster genre doesn't matter movie, anime or games. Hunting is the main thing ofc, but then the cat(?) I'm a simple human being, i see cats 😭 watdahail so cute and the details too(?) gosh I can watch those cats working all day and admire them non stop throughout the entire playtime.
I can only play by the lowest settings cause my laptop is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ one and the handler and other human npcs are annoying, especially the handler so cringe 😭🙄

O dev hear me out, why we can't name our handler and change it's gender? Why poogie aka the pig can change its name but not that annoying girl? Gosh pls lah

To other MHW PLAYER, THANK YOU SO MUCH WHOEVER RESPONDED TO THE SOS FLARE I'M A NOOB ♥♥♥♥. Ok sorry i was being overreacting, yeee can't survive alone in the wild. Playing with friends are fun. Just 1 pro friend is ok cause i need someone to aggro the monster and being a gunner sure hard enough (should i change weapon? But I'm poor 🥲).

Then, when i think I've seen all about the cats then there's the what? Lynians? Grimalkyne tribes? ooo I've cried so many times in this game BECAUSE THEY'RE SO CUTE, mind you I'm very emotional type of person.

The meowsculsr chef, MY HOUSEKEEPER IS A CAT?! I bought the suite room THE CATS ARE PLAYING A HARP?! 2 CATS AT THAT AND A BIGASS HARP? And put a pet in the room.

WHEN WE'RE EATING THE CAT THAT SERVE US (ME AND MY PALICO) HAVE THAT SURPRISED FACE, LIKE YES WE'RE HUNGRY WHY? YOU WANNA JOIN?! GO AHEAD CUTIE PIE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😭😭😭

THE BGM, SHOULD I BUY IT TOO? I LOVE THE SUITE ROOM BGM AND ROTTEN VALE BGM. 😭

Next for the iceborne, go to the snow city see grammeowster chef, and i thought I've seen enough from the previous room but this is NEXT LEVEL ROOM, I'LL JUST CLOSE MY EYES SEEING THE PRICE IMMA BUY THOSE FURNITURE. AND MY HOUSE KEEPER IS A CAT WEARING A WINTER COAT? LIKE Y? U HAVE FUR ALREADY GODANGIT SO CUTE. HE'S CLEANING THE COUNTER USING A SMALL TISSUE OUTSIDE OF MY ROOM? 😭😭😭 Pls dev make us can interact more with pets and our palico. If possible make the monster a pet too, riding those or whatever 😏.

Imma tell u what monsters i love most. 1st of all whoever name those monster, got that naming talent skills. Tbh all them are unique and they have thier own charm. I like Vaal Hazak visual the most he's so ugly ugly iykwim, that's the main point of monsters right? They're ugly and scary ♥♥♥♥. Oo love him. And some of their voice are good too. I like nargacuga and odogaron voice the most. Wtf? am i attracted to monster? 💀 What kind of beastiality madness is this shet. ☠️ Whatever, my kinks is not your problem. They have their own mech and i love each of it, whoever design the monsters I LOVE YOU, THANK YOU FOR CREATING THEM.

Why can't u put the monster hp bar? I've to use mods for that 😪

Edit as of today, so i had completed iceborne and doing special assignments atm. I'm still weak for MR player, guess i have to do research thoroughly for this game. Whew whish me luck.

That was a long ass essay, thank you for hearing me out. Will add and edit if i feel like it.
Posted 16 April. Last edited 1 May.
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