Silezarker's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 1:22am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 6:59pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 4:00am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 2:47am

Pimped!

That really does it.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 7:15am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 3:53pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 3:33am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 8:34am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 18 Aug, 2024 @ 1:23am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 3:16am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 8:34am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:23pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 7:35am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 4:31am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 12:44am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 1:46am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 8:34am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:04am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:30pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 7:21am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:00pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 5:39am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 6:47am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 10:02am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 3:16am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2024 @ 12:53pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!