There's an angry ♥♥♥♥♥♥' peasant and I've given him some issues
'Cuz I've turned all of his piggies into tiny little stones
And he's marching up my castle like a little ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
So I'm gonna have to break all of his angry peasant bones
He wants to beat me with a shovel but we're gonna have to tussle
And because that I'm a wizard I will surely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ win
'Cuz I'm gonna cast some spells that will send him straight to hell
Like magic lightning to obliterate his brittle ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shins
But now he's here and I'm not ready and he brought a sharp machete
And he's lunging at me with a certain look upon his eye
So I try to dodge this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ but he fools me like a sucker
And he stabs in such a way I think that surely I will die
With my final dying breath I look on over to my left
And I see that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ peasant reaching for my wizard orb
And as he ponders it with wonder I realize my fatal blunder
For the evil wizard cycle will repeat forevermore.

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