accept my friend request bro

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Hey guys so usually I spend most on my Minecraft days on SkittleMC (the sexiest Minecraft server with sex ;) but I was feeling extra thirsty so I decided to go on one of those "High School" roleplays to find myself a girlfriend and I was amazed to find that there were so many cute teen girls on the rp. I saw this user with a hot brunette hair skin and asked her to be my Minecraft girl friend. And you will never guess what happened next. SHE SAID YES. This was a big improvement in my life and I spend weeks cherishing her and roleplaying with her. Anyways, a few days later we decided to take it to another level and start having making love.. After that we started doing it ;). "what do you mean, baby?". She looked back at me and said "lol I'm actually a dude btw and you saw my minecraft willy". I was left in shock and to this day I am suffering from severe depression k bye