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97.9 hrs on record (31.1 hrs at review time)
I can 360 no scope a noob player just for fun (well I can't do that rn but I can if I get better)
Posted 24 August.
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45.8 hrs on record (35.8 hrs at review time)
half life: full life consequences. John Freeman who is Gordon Freeman's brother was one day an office, typing on a computer, he got an email from his brother that said that ALIENS AND MONSTERS were attacking his place and axed him for help so he went. John Freeman got his computer shut down and went on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycle and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and face FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!",so he had to go. John Freeman ramped off building and did a backflip and landed he kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies round because he didn't have weapons...The countrysides were NICE and the plants were SINGING and the birds and sun was almost down from the top of the sky ??? the mood was set for John Freeman's quest to help his brother where he was, John Freeman looked around the countryside then said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the e n e m y s",John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hidden nearby, so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was possessed and had headcrabs "I can't give you my licence officer :(", John Freeman said "why not" said the head crab officer back to John Freeman "BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!" so John Freeman shot the officer in the head and drove off thinking my brother is in trouble there!
Posted 24 July.
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30.4 hrs on record (24.7 hrs at review time)
It doesn't have the sequels... what more do I need to say?
Posted 6 April.
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