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1.3 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
It’s a game where you can literally pick up a shovel, whack someone in the face, then set a dog on fire and cut a kid in half and pee on him then get away with it. Why? Because POSTAL 2 says so. It's a world where walking to the store for milk is as dangerous as running through a battlefield… and possibly more entertaining.

The level of freedom is insane. You can complete missions or simply wander around and cause mayhem, and let’s be honest, the second option is way more fun. From random drive-by pee encounters to the shockingly accurate depiction of "modern life" (complete with crazy townsfolk), there’s always something hilarious to stumble upon.

Graphics? Sure, they’re from the early 2000s. But who needs fancy visuals when you can punch a guy in the face, steal his cash, then use his body to block a door? The true beauty of POSTAL 2 is in the weirdness that unfolds when you least expect it.

If you like your games to be a little absurd, a little offensive, and a whole lot of fun, POSTAL 2 is the wild ride you never knew you needed. Grab your shovel, it’s time to deliver some chaos!
Posted 24 November, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
15.9 hrs on record (14.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review

It’s like someone took a boring office building and made it into a horror game… and then forgot to add anything actually scary.
You’ll find yourself wandering around what seems like an infinite maze of beige walls and damp carpet. Seriously, I’ve seen more excitement in a bathroom!
The gameplay? Oh boy. It’s a thrilling combination of wandering aimlessly and staring at walls. You’ll spend hours trying to figure out what you’re supposed to be doing while the game repeatedly reminds you that you are, in fact, still stuck in the backrooms—like a friend who won’t stop bringing up that one embarrassing moment from high school. Thanks, game, I needed that!
And the “horror” elements? Let’s just say the jump scares are about as effective as a wet napkin. You’ll be more scared of running out of snacks than anything in the game. I encountered more unsettling sounds in my refrigerator at 2 AM than I did in this entire backroom adventure.
Then there’s the AI or whatever is lurking around to “get” you. Spoiler alert: it’s about as threatening as a slow-moving sloth. You’ll find yourself thinking, “Is this supposed to be scary, or did I just stumble into an awkward family reunion?”
In summary, *Escape the Backrooms* is a comically bad experience that will leave you questioning your life choices and wondering why you didn’t just play solitaire instead. If you’re looking for a game that’s more about existential dread than actual fun, this is the one for you! Just make sure to bring snacks, because you’ll be trapped in boredom for a while!
Posted 8 October, 2024.
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32.0 hrs on record (31.0 hrs at review time)
If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving in the wild while simultaneously questioning your life choices, welcome to Rust! It’s like Survivor meets The Office, and you’re both the hero and the clown.

First off, let’s talk about the graphics. The world looks stunning, and you’ll find yourself stopping to admire the scenery—right before a wild boar charges you! Nothing says “nature is beautiful” quite like screaming while running for your life from a furry tank.

The gameplay is a delightful mix of crafting, building, and, let’s be honest, a whole lot of dying. You’ll spend hours collecting resources, only to have some guy named “SharkyMcBoomBoom” show up and steal your hard-earned stuff while laughing like a maniac. It’s a humbling experience that teaches you the importance of making friends… or at least a decent weapon!

And the humor? Oh, it’s everywhere. Whether you’re accidentally blowing yourself up while trying to build a campfire or getting killed by a chicken (yes, really), Rust turns every mishap into a laugh-out-loud moment. You’ll find yourself in ridiculous situations, like trying to negotiate peace with a player while wearing nothing but a rock and a dream.

The community is a wild bunch, too. You’ll meet everything from friendly neighbors who help you build a mansion to random folks who’ll shoot you for no reason—like it’s a game of tag gone horribly wrong.

In summary, Rust is an absolute blast that combines survival skills with slapstick comedy. If you’re ready to laugh, cry, and possibly rage-quit (but probably not), dive into this hilarious world. Just remember to keep an eye out for SharkyMcBoomBoom—you never know when he’ll strike!
Posted 8 October, 2024.
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5.1 hrs on record
Content Warning” is like that friend who shows up to the party, full of deep thoughts thinking he is cool entertaining but ultimately awkward. The graphics? not bad but You’ll feel like you’re wandering through a lucid dream… until you remember its a horror game! full of overpowerd ghost and monsters which if they catch u . then u r done............. but if they maybe try to lower the difficulty then i supposed it gonna fun? idk and ya the map is so confusing to navigate!
Posted 8 October, 2024.
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11.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Plaworld is like stepping into a cartoon where the rules of reality have taken a vacation! You get to build whatever your wild imagination dreams up—like a castle made of jelly or a spaceship powered by tacos.0_0

The characters are a delightful mix of quirky and cute, with outfits that’ll make you chuckle. I mean, who doesn’t want to roam around as a dancing fkg ,,avocado? The gameplay is a mix of creativity and chaos, especially in multiplayer mode. everyone’s doing whild sh*t racing to create the most braindead structures while trying to avoid each other’s wacky sh*t . It’s like a friendly competition gone hilariously wrong!
Posted 8 October, 2024.
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11.6 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
I have no idea. Y i m still playing this game . But whatever Good sh*t !
Posted 8 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.7 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
Better than phasmo
Posted 8 October, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
10.9 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
A OG of all horror games !
Posted 8 October, 2024.
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16.9 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
I hate my friends !
Posted 8 October, 2024.
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30.8 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
How the f this game is so underrated ?bruhh.. this game is much better than many games i played before ))0
Posted 7 October, 2024.
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