4heck's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:37pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:48pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:38pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:18am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:55am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 4:50am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 3 Nov @ 3:31pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 4:06am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:29am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 2:00am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 2:02pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:40pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:10pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 12:43pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:58am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 10:55pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 11:01pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 11:12pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 11:02pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:02pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 6:04am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 2:05pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:57am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 4 Nov @ 12:31pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:22am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

9 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

22 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

11 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

19 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

19 / 30