If you were helped by a man, you are writing pedarasto rebs, boy

Bro is really eating two waffles more than ten minutes, but at the same time he calmly devours a whole kilogram of pistachios in less than half a minute. Someone please pay him a reffal to a gastroenterologist. He is a real threat to all pistachios in the world and is also the reason why they are so expensive

He is actually sleeping more than 10 hours, what a joke, but i know what is going on in real - On the night of November 4th, he snuck into the Louvre and licked another layer of paint from the Mona Lisa (he’s done this four times already). Soon there will be nothing left of the masterpiece. and after that he says "I just like to sleep"