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Recent reviews by Loqaf

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1 person found this review helpful
3.0 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Cool button
Posted 25 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
35.3 hrs on record (28.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
miss howe
Posted 29 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
35.1 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
The chief reminds me of my teacher, she goes on about how she has disks as her spine, i just love how he doesn't care about what she says and also about her and steals them on a daily basis just so she couldn't get to her mobility scooter which could do 0-60 in 35 seconds in the corridors of the school but outside it does it in a solid 30.
Anyway have a good day fellow steamer, hope you enjoy your crazy day by doing something crazy like playing titanfall 2(dating sim) for 8 hours just to get rejected by a 75 year old crippled man who wanks off to your profile picture
Posted 10 September, 2023. Last edited 15 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.8 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Mid As Hell
Changed my opinion. As a 75 year old crippled divorced man with a dead 2nd wife, the spitter reminds me of my long left wife, god i miss those saggy tits, and the charger reminds me of my gay black pal Bruce (I still dont want to know why one of his hands was bigger than the other). He was such a good fella brings back pleasant memories. I wish they were still alive, if only they stopped drinking irn bru. Anyways i recommend folks play this game, it might bring some of your pleasant memories back too
Posted 8 September, 2023. Last edited 11 September, 2023.
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