Recent reviews by CatSpaceProgram

> buy siege
> download siege (takes 4 hours because ♥♥♥♥ me)
> start siege
> hi yes hello i see you are attempting to play siege however i need an ACTIVATION CODE HAHAHAHAH
> okay, lemme go find the activation code
>oh wait they didnt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GIVE ME ONE
>spend an hour trying to get it, give up
>thanks ubisoft

My therapist needs a therapist after my deployment to maleveon creek

Hotline miami but the enemies ♥♥♥♥ talk you all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time

“What if we put a suicide bomber in the restroom lol” said every custom map ever

This game is like a sex (no i’ve never had sex)

can even get to the menu anymore, it worked well enough for a few days after launch (if you ignore the fact that i couldn’t play with anyone else for some reason, just the stupid idiot dumb dumb bots) but now it crashes to desktop. 10/10 would pay 80 dollars for funny deluxe edition again

i got gang banged by a horde of zombies and was infected so i decided to just chain smoke 20 ciggies i found in an elementary school, somehow dropped all 20 of them and died. never even get to smoke one.

game is good but i can’t get out of the starting area because i have green lizard IQ

guys, the dlc. go get it.

if you havent played tf2 then your literally not alive