Hawk Tuah Is quite literally the dumbest, most idiotic, brain dead, unfunny, stupid trend that I have ever seen. It takes the cake. I know this isn’t an unpopular opinion but I’ve needed an outlet to talk about this because if I say this stuff in person I sound deranged.
Ok listen. I’m 19. I am a white male. I am in a fraternity (say what you will). I’d say when it comes to the internet I’m well versed and my humor is wide ranged. But when I tell you this stupid “hawk tuah” thing (don’t even wanna call it a meme or trend or anything bc it doesn’t deserve that title) is, by far, the worst of all time. It makes me feel old and out of touch. It makes me feel like I am angry at the world, and honestly, I’m just disappointed. How are we so stupid that we spend time popularizing this woman for saying 2 words (not even words, just like an onomatopoeia or wtv tf) while she’s in some drunken stupor.

Hey my name is animejohnny can you please give me all of that gachi ♥♥♥♥ you promised? Like you told me you were selling that good ♥♥♥♥ but you never really came along and discussed it wth me. Like, I paid you and everything for that anime diva nahzza if you know what I mean and you didn’t come back on that yet. Send me a email or something before I make your front teeth look like something you can park your bike in at animejohnnyuzumaki (@) g-mail dot com

why do you keep riding my ♥♥♥♥ so bad

why do you love porno so bad

dude..

♡ + ↺ + 📷= Rating

𝟎%: Never..
𝟏𝟎%: Pass!
𝟐𝟎%: Ew gross.
𝟑𝟎%: NO!
𝟒𝟎%: Ehh.
𝟓𝟎%: Beat Me!
𝟔𝟎%: Cute!
𝟕𝟎%: Blowjob!
𝟖𝟎%: I want you badly~!!
𝟗𝟎%: I NEED YOUR ♥♥♥♥!!
𝟏𝟎𝟎%: BREED BREED BREED!!
𝟐𝟎𝟎%: BREAK ME! BREAK ME!