I touched my penis for the first time in 16 years
Ever since I was born, I was unable to touch my penis because it was very short. I was bullied in school because I couldn't pee properly(couldn't hold my penis and aim while peeing). I watched porn but couldn't jack off because my penis was microscopic. But yesterday, I found a top secret website which makes your penis longer. I signed up there and bam, I woke up today to a 13 metre long and 2 metre wide penis! I have never been happier! I jacked off today all day and aim trained with my humongous penis(I pissed at my school toilet while at home using high precision binoculars to fix my aim)! Today's been a blast! I love having a 13 metre long penis.