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Hey Bjonky, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon --------, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human -----, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an ------- Vaporeon would be incredibly ---, so --- that you could easily have --- with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide -------, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water.

Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

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