I'm sorry, but I have to ask you to repeat what you just said. Did I hear you correctly? Did you really say what I think you said? Are you seriously trying to convince me that this dish of rice was prepared by a shrimp? A shrimp, as in a small, aquatic crustacean with a shell and antennae? A shrimp, as in an animal that lives in the ocean and feeds on plankton and algae? A shrimp, as in a creature that has no hands, no fingers, no opposable thumbs, and no ability to manipulate tools or fire?

How do you expect me to believe such a preposterous claim? How do you explain the logistics of this miraculous feat? How did this shrimp obtain some rice in the first place? Did it swim to the nearest supermarket and buy some with its nonexistent money? Did it raid a farmer's field and steal some with its nonexistent stealth? Did it grow some itself with its nonexistent farming skills?

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I'm not a boomer. I am not a boomer. Do not f ucking call me a boomer ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least boomer people you have ever met. I make jokes about depression, mad f ucking f ucked depression. I am not boomer. I am not a boomer. Stop saying I am a boomer. If you were a boomer, I would have probably already punched the s hit out of you by now, but fortunately you are a zoomer whose body remained un-touched by my fat, meaty, fists because I AM NOT A BOOMER. If I was a boomer though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your face with my fists. Luckily for you, I am NOT A BOOMER, and you will have your virgin face remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the boomer here. You are a boomer, not me. I am not a boomer, and I will never be. If I was ever a boomer in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how boomer I AM NOT.