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25 of 52 (48%) achievements earned:
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The World Fairest Court

Get arrested
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 11:00am

Lootboxing

Find all father's boxes
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 10:49am

Good Samaritan

Help Morris
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 4:30am

Date Doctor

Help Dong to make romance with Hazer
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 7:04am

Burning Man

...with blackjack and hookers!
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 7:42am

Easy Girl

Seduce Emma Hazer
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 6:44am

No Pain, No Gain...

Find office 101
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 5:48am

A Dose Of Reality

Help Mulphy accept the truth
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 10:05am

There're things you can't control.

For everything else, there's mafia
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 9:51am

Soap Opera

Replace twins
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 9:27am

Collective Immunity

Vaccinate all Carl clones
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 10:58am

Psalms Of Joy

Read the testaments of Isaac Weinberg
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 10:52am

Career Development

Get promoted to Floor 12
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 7:58am

Rising Star

Get promoted to Floor 25
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 10:06am

Top Of The World

Get promoted to Floor 37
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 11:32am

Dog In The Manger

Destroy the repeaters
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Our Savior

Sacrifice yourself
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Happiness for all! Free of charge!

And let no one leave offended!
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 12:04pm

Bend The Knee

Use Heimdall for your own purposes
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Up To You

Enforce free will for people
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 11:54am

What A Twist!

Transfer the Heimdall control to the cunning asshole
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Pillow Of Destiny

Kill the Wise Leader
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 11:50am

Destiny of Pillow

Don't kill the Wise Leader
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 11:59am

Naive

Give money to the swindler
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 6:01am

Doesn't look like anything to me

Bring Carl to tears. Too much Carl in this game!
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2024 @ 11:19am



Team Building

Be killed by a colleague

Wanted to live when dying.

Wanted to die when living.

50 Shades of Loyalty

Salute the Leader statue 50 times

Extended Friendship

Watch all TV series recommended by colleagues

Lend a Pushing Hand

Spit in Morris

Twirl It!

Win the Supergame

Good Riddance

Organize the escape of Maria Curee

Chemical Brothers

Solve environmental problems

One-Stop Service

Processed 100 forms at Floor 1

Behind The Seven Seals

Processed 100 forms at Floor 12

Dirty Hundred

Processed 100 objects at Floor 25

Panem Et Circenses!

Transfer the Heimdall control to Ferguson

Hecatomb

Transfer the Heimdall control to De Salvo

Utopia

Transfer the Heimdall control to Weinberg
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