Deflated puffer fish in a steam vent who adopted a cat in the mini-profile. Choose one: I'm 1) a hot mess, 2) enjoying the insanity I don't suffer from, or 3) home on derange. And I still ♥♥♥♥ at that game.

How come Steam doesn't have a "Niche Game" showcase for me to show off all the games you've never heard of?