+1 good little muffin

him

For all my life, or at least as long as I can remember, I have had an erection. Throughout every happy time, every sad moment, every memory has been shared with my massive 2-inch hard-on. It's always been there for me, never leaving me, always pointing me the right way onward. And now, I came across this profile and achieved the impossible. You killed my erection. You condemned it to a life of flaccidity, of nothingness. I have been weeping for the past hour over the death of my one true friend. You monster. You killed throbzilla.

- ◄═════════════▓► + Luck
- ◄▓═════════════► + Aim
- ◄══▓═══════════► + Map Awareness
- ◄▓═════════════► + Skill
- ◄══▓═══════════► + Communication
- ◄▓═════════════► + Teamwork
- ◄═════════════▓► + Toxicity
- ◄═════════════▓► + Retardation

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo

Met this guy in rust, fun person to play with but i think hes a little gay. He said a guy came up to him and offered 20$ to suck him off, he also told us hes not gay but 20$ is 20$. He then outta the blue just stated that "Men just taste better". and asked me if i have 20$ I'm willing to give away.