I licked this guy's butt hole and damn it tasted bad, butthole tasted like AMPALAYA poor hygiene this guy should ban himself every where.

I am straight as a 90 degree angle, but this guy keeps asking me If we could sleep together.

Rimuru silenced him with a kiss. Veldora's arms instinctively wormed around him. Truly, he’d missed being able to embrace his sworn friend. It was number one on his list of things he’d longed for while away just barely beating out eating some yummy sweets. No other fit in his arms quite the way this slime did. And he liked it that way.

Rimuru pulled away then whispered, “I missed you, too.”

“Yeah?” Veldora asked. His hands slid from the slimes back to his enticing thighs. There, his thumbs drew little circles on the tights.

His tone was teasing but that didn’t stop Veldora from grunting in offense. They kissed again, mere words unable to convey the emotions within. While Rimuru was always short with him in public or around others, he was a lot more playful when they were alone. He'd banter and tease and even surprise Veldora with sudden kisses when he was in a good mood. It was a side of the slime reserved for their private moments. A secret he didn’t mind keeping.