Needed a better passenger but i got him

+rep he entertained me for four games and didn't explode in my hair

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I am the ultimate alpha male. I only climax for 1 of 2 reasons. I either climax for the purpose of reproduction with a beautiful woman (because that's the only kind of woman worthy of me) or I climax for the purpose of free protein. I need immense protein to maintain my ultimate alpha male body, and 4-5 ♥♥♥ loads a day is sufficient for me. It's not gay it its mine, but I wouldn't expect you pathetic beta males to understand. I bet you waste your seed into napkins, tissue, and tube socks. How sad, wasting all that protein. Wasting all those offspring. Its optimal for me to masturbate with my legs over my head so I can practice stretching before my workout while I obtain my protein. All the gym betas in the locker room just look away in disgust, but again, I wouldn't be offended by an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who only focus on vanity muscles. You beta losers better start acting like real men.

notty notty boy

I don't know. That's why I was asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Very funny

oil up i'll be there in 5

+rep sexy moustache

voice worth $5

please hit his head with a shovel to get the singing to stop :D

my ears bleeding +rep

Massive pick me ♥♥♥♥♥... Only friends with them because they own 20 more houses than me :(

He trapped me in a locker so that wasn't very nice.

+rep this dude is super cool

Literally spidered up my snow base, then proceeded to place a ladder through the roof and climb through my roof, essentially tesselated through me base, killed me and my team, but it was weird he filled a box with sulf in main and then left

his ♥♥♥♥ is massive i have seen it

A man with a truly great singing voice, God bless you sir

Honestly mate your singing was 10/10 loved it

good with crossbow unless its against a naked 3 meter's away from him

best lighthouse crossbower i have ever seen