The Squire
 
 
🌟 "A knight's blade shines brightest when lit by a Squire's torch!" 🌟

:steamhappy: Click below to know more about me :steamhappy:

📜 Role: Professional flashlight operator.
💡 Main Objective: Make my team look like heroes.
⚔️ Kills? Rare. But my assists are worth writing ballads about.

👑 Playstyle:

- Flashing like a fireworks display, but strategically.
- Dropping smokes like I'm covering up a royal scandal.
- Never the MVP, but always the unsung hero of the round.
🍃 Hobbies:

- Juggling utility grenades like medieval maces.
- Crafting the perfect "flash + go!" combo.
- Refusing to buy an AWP because... someone has to pay for the team's helmets.

✨ Why "The Squire"?
Knights win the duels, but Squires win the wars.

🔔 "To serve, to flash, and to make sure the team eats eco rounds for breakfast!"
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Комментарии
(WTH) BARTITO 9 авг. 2023 г. в 14:02 
Boner physics Lesson :
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
(wth) Froontan supreme 10 мар. 2023 г. в 14:22 
Boner physics Lesson :
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average D ick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average D ick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of C ock

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the C ocks are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated D ick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
So in conclusion If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
Apollo 28 фев. 2022 г. в 17:05 
+rep absolutely godlike on overpass