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18.4 hrs on record (18.1 hrs at review time)
This feels like the second South Park movie, just as a video game. This is amazing, and it really is paradise for a South Park fan. Just be sure to NEVER fart on a man's balls.
Posted 14 June.
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5.9 hrs on record
Mega ego boost
Posted 11 June.
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93.6 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
This is one of the greatest games of all time. That's it. That's all I'm gonna say.
Posted 4 May.
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2.5 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Just an absolute masterpiece of the game. I won't even say ANYTHING, if you have 10 dollars, you have to play this game. It's not a question. This is easily one of the most impressive, deep, emotional (yet funny), well put together games I have ever played in my entire life.
Posted 9 March.
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0.2 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Mr. Mustache Man keeps breaking into my house even though that's my thing to do >:(
Posted 19 February.
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1.4 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Really fun. I love looking for these kinds of multiplayer battle indie games and they're all so full of soul and effort. I love the satisfying gameplay and almost PERFECT controls. I'm really excited to see what the full version has to offer.
Posted 18 February.
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2.9 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Cool but the default resolution is so freaking low that I can't even open the game usually
Posted 18 February.
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28.9 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
I love this improved remake of the original game! It's really satisfying to find a good strategy and learn how to beat the teacher at his own game. And there are lots of secrets to be uncovered, somewhat interpreting lore...?

It's a strange game, but it's so unique and just a fun time overall. This is a Steam MUST-HAVE if you're into horror.
-It's really hard though
-also it's not that scary, it's just a hard-to-master chase game
Posted 12 February. Last edited 9 March.
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8.1 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Can I just say, the communication and teamwork in this game is just perfection. I love every single enemy, character, and mechanic in this game so much. Except for maybe the boomer. Also one of the bleakest games I have played, like, ever. Or maybe it just feels that way because it's just the four uninfected characters you actually see. But it's a great game, really fun, excellent characters, and got my heart beating really fast.
Posted 15 January.
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18.9 hrs on record (12.9 hrs at review time)
So good. It's sad we only got to see one game before the whole company was bought and started making the games only available FOR MOBILE. What the HECK, EA?! Seriously, why when i just want to play the great sequel to a great game do I have to see ads in my face every 2 minutes? It would probably be worth buying. But this is DEFINITELY worth buying. Scroll back up right now.
Posted 18 November, 2023.
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