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31. I hope you get a paper cut every time you open
mail.
320 I hope your coffee iS always little too bittere
33% I hope your earbuds always Play unevenly, with
one Side quieter than the other.
3tto I hope your keyboard keys occasionally, get
stuck.
35. I hope your Soup spoon is always too Smallo
36, I hope your shower temperature is impossible to
get just right.
37. I hope you always hit a red light when you're in a
hurryo
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16. I hope your ice cream is always freezer-burned.
17.I hope your favorite snack bag is always mostly
crumbs.
18, I hope your alarm clock randomly changes time
zones.
19. I hope your backpack zipper always jams
halfway.
200 I hope every door handle you touch iS greasy.
21o I hope your favorite book's Pages are always
slightly crinkled.
22. I hope your shoelace aglet always frays.
23. I hope your streaming service buffers right at
the climax of a Show.
24 I hope every pair of scissors you use is slightly
dall◦
25, I hope your favorite shoes squeak with every
step.
26. I hope your toaster always burns one side of
your toasto
27. I hope your toothpaste cap always goes missing.
28% I hope your Socks never match.
29% I hope your tea always has that annoying bag
string in it.
2, I hope your socks are always slightly wet.
3. I hope your phone screen brightness is always too dim or too bright.
4◦ I hope your headphones get tangled no matter how carefully you put them away.
5. I hope every drink you pour is just a little too fulland spills.
6. I hope your shoelaces keep coming untied.
7 I hope your zipper always gets stuck.
8. I hope your Wi-Fi signal is always weak.
9. I hope you always misplace the remote just as you sit down.
LO% I hope your phone charger only workS when the cable fs at a weird angle,
11.I hope your favorite pen runs out of ink
mid-sentence.
12. I hope your touch screen is always alittle bit unresponsive.
13, I hope your favorite Song always skips on thebest part.
14. I hope your chair wobbles, but only slightly,
15, I hope the tag on your shirt always itches.