Recent reviews by Beanibag

At the time of writing this I'm ten hours in. Those ten hours of my life were wasted in one day of just playing this game. I haven't even gotten to my first ending yet. I played for TEN HOURS straight, and I'm nowhere near done... But God ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ damn it, I love this game!!! I'm hugging a gator fr fr!!!!!!

This is the best game to ever to come to this platform. Just playing around two hours of this game almost made me cream my britches. Holy Jesus, please download this game and experience what I have so far! After playing this masterpiece, I started to find myself filled with joy and energy. Just the sound of "BUMMM!! BUM BUM! BUM!! BUM!!!!!" makes me want to help homeless people in "LA" and not spit on them, like the filthy animals they are... AND IF YOU HAVE YOU'R DOUBTS AND THINK I'M JOKING AROUND WELL, THEN YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T PLAYED THE GAME WITH ALL ITS GLORY!!! p.s. I ironically like the game. While the wait times on stuff can be annoying, it is pretty fun.