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Regression

Get knocked on the head and remember how you got here.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:35pm

Ecclesiastical Extraction

Save the rookie. Find Father Mikhail. See the sights.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:53pm

Roman Holiday

Get together with your friends and kill something big.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 7:17pm

See Carcassonne And Die

Cross the French countryside and get very cross.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 10:01am

The Informant?

What if you could talk to the monsters?
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 10:30am

Class Reunion

Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:03am

The Last Human

Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:01pm

Enemy of My Enemy

Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 10:36am

No Surrender

Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 10:19am

Spread the Joy

Kill 3 enemies with a double shotgun blast.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 10:35am

This Seems Safe

Unlock a S.A.M.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 9:42am

Quadruple the Gun

Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 10:47am

The Spirit of Roma

Fight alongside Massimo Murena.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 7:01pm

Cultist Stimulator

Recover a key stolen by a cultist.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 7:31pm

For the Cause

Find out what happened to Alessandro.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 7:37pm

Classic Hero Stuff

Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 10:50am

Quality Time

Go on a date with Hellfire.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 11:26am



Volcano Antagonizer

Die HAARP With A Vengeance.

Hot Hot Hot

Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.

All Roads Lead To Rome

Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.

Are You Not Entertained?

Party like it's 199.

La Nonna é Mobile

Meet a powerful granny.

Holy Driver

Ride the Popemobile to victory.

Harvest Noon

Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.

Oil's Well That Ends Well

Escape the Oil Rig.

From Earth With Love

Send Mental a message he won't forget.

Serious Sam

Beat the game on any difficulty.

Get Serious

Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.

Oh, Shut Up

Destroy 10 propaganda drones.

Bullseye

One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.

Tear 'n' Rip

Melee a big enemy.

Max Pain

Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.

Atomic Wedgie

Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.

Heads Up!

Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.

Pow Pow!

Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.

Megabarf

Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.

Spinal Tap

Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.

All Kleer

Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.

Say Hello To My Mini Friend

Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.

Harvest Festival

Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.

Veni Vidi Witchy

Kill a Witchbride using C4.

Dismemberfest

Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.

That Belongs In A Museum

Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.

That Burning Sensation

Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.

Hard Science Fiction

Get a weaponized black hole, using science.

Signature Move

Sign Secchi's rifle.

You Have Been Wormed

Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.

Where's That Girl

Make sure Gabriella is OK.

Mushroom Surprise

Find out what happened to the English airman.

Southern Gentleman

Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.

Fulbert le Fou

Discover Fulbert's great invention.

Serious Art

Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.

The French Achievement

Achievement is your middle name.

Brass Lantern

Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.