Have I played a Souls game before? No.
Did I buy this on a whim - yes.
Wait till I tell ye something for nothing, I do not regret buying this game at all. I have spent over 14 hours of my life playing a being bent over by an unreasonable AI.

Have I played a Souls game before? No. Did I buy this on a whim - yes. Wait till I tell ye something for nothing, I do not regret buying this game at all. I have spent over 14 hours of my life playing a being bent over by an unreasonable AI.