Certified Gamer Schedule:

6:30am - Wake up and sip Mountain Dew

6:31am - Masterbate

6:32am - Doritos and tendies breakfast

6:45am - Masterbate

7:00am - play video games and masterbate

7:00pm - go outside and commit genocide of gays

7:01pm - play videogames and masterbate

8:00pm - Oppress women and minorities ....and masterbate

8:30pm - child porn ...and masterbate

9:00pm - heat up some mountain dew ...and masterbate

10:00pm - Masterbate and cry myself to sleep

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