2nd Best Kromer giver

I beat up children

[More Gun verse 1 starts playing] Hey look buddie, I'm an Engineer; that means I solve problems. [Gunshots] Not problems like, "What is beauty?" Because that will fall within the perview of philosophy. [More Gunshots] [Engineer pauses playing the guitar for a moment] I solve practical problems. [Sounds of a Sentry aiming and shooting at a Heavy while Engineer drinks a bottle of beer and his kill counter goes up by one] [Engineer goes back to playing his guitar] For instance; how am I gonna stop some big mean mother-hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? [Sounds of a sentry gun aiming and shooting at a Soldier] The answer? [Sounds of a Level Two Sentry gun shooting at a Scout] Use a gun. And if that don't work... [Sounds of a Level Three Sentry gun firing its missiles] Use more gun. [Engineer pauses on playing his guitar and watches as an unspecified enemy{possibly Sniper} gets blown up] "MY ARM!" [Sounds of a dismembered arm dropping infront of the Engineer, while a Level One Sentry gun looks at it for a brief moment] [Engineer goes back to playing his guitar] Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by me... [Engineer kicks away the hand] [A Level One Sentry gun shoots the aforementioned hand] BUILT by me... [Sounds of a Sentry gun aiming and shooting at another Soldier] And you best hope; not pointed at you. [More Gun verse 2 starts while gunfire and missiles being launched are playing in the background, multiple death screams are present aswell]