Hello? dad? Can you please come back? After you made mom pregnant i have never seen you again? Please? Hello? Can you even see this? Please, we are worried. Mom is devistated, please come back :( - Maria

Just imagine the sheer horror of dumping mag after mag into a furry as they advance unharmed through the wall of fire like a vengeful God, the sun glinting red of those soulless eyes as they finally close the gap and bat away your gun like a toy, you begin to weep knowing what comes next as they lean in close and take a long lick of your salty tears before whispering into your ear "yiff yiff, fed boy" and you know you should've saved a round for yourself

+REP small pp still nice tho xoxo

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

WE THROWING DIAMONDS UNDER THE GREAT PYRAMIDS ❗

Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁Steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
USB (D:)
└📁Interwebz
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Speed Hax
⠀└⠀✅Triggerbot
⠀└⠀✅Thinks he's cool guy